[Network] The counterattack is too far away

Chapter 17

Over and over again, I treat Emperor Yao like first love!

Pingxi ignored their teasing, in fact, he wanted to write subtitles for Emperor Yao for a long time, so he moved to Ermai.

Emperor Yao seemed to smile a little, and said, "That's a lot of hard work for Qixi."

2 wheat: no hard work *罒▽罒*

Chapter 15

Public screen:

Xiaoqixi actually wants to be under Emperor Yao, right?

I know Xiao Qixi has always wanted to be suppressed by Emperor Yao

Congratulations to 2 Mai who finally got his wish and was crushed!

Faced with such teasing by Hong Guoguo, although Pingxi stomped his feet angrily, in the past two days, he has been molested by Nianhuajun, Qiujihan, all the singers on Maishang and Nanke's girls one after another. A glass heart can be regarded as tempered and tempered, and it has been tempered into steel...

Now that he took over Subtitler and took off the vest of [Qixi], he decided to show a little aura as a subtitle, and he must come up with a particularly powerful sentence to fight back! !

then--

2 Mai: Huh, are you coming to beat me? 乛? 乛?

Public screen:

Fuck so soft 23333

This is the most popular subtitle I've ever seen hhhhhhh

2 Mai: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Impossible!!!

Public screen:

2 Mai Peerless Shou!

Begging Sanmai to become a big chrysanthemum bed!

Just when Pingxi and Gongping abused each other (in fact, he was abused by Gongping unilaterally), Emperor Yao had already started the accompaniment. The prelude of this song was very familiar, and Pingxi was sure that it was a popular English song recently. Song, but at this moment, my head was stuck, and I couldn't even remember it!

2 Mai: Fuck Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Public screen:

2333 subtitle, you're getting lost!

Hahahahaha you have the ability to go to 2 mic, you have the ability to roll subtitles!

Qixi Haofang hhhhhhhhh

Distressed 2 wheat

Hahaha, why don't you come up with a song title for us first!

Pingxi curled her lips—hmph, look down on me!

2 Mai:

Public screen:

Click here what the hell!

Fuck, I really ordered it!Useless! !

cheated! ! !

Qixi can play hhhhhhh

In fact, when a singer usually sings, if she can’t remember the title of the song in the subtitle, the public screen will tell her what the song is, and then the subtitle gentleman will quickly find the lyrics, but because Qixi is so cute, it’s too lingering. |Abusive desire, everyone tacitly agrees not to remind him.

Fortunately, at this time, I don't know whether it is God has eyes or what, Pingxi suddenly remembered the title of the song in a flash of inspiration——

2 Mai: Song name seeyouagain (Scared the baby to death (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c))

Public screen:

Hahahahaha 2 Mai came alive

2Mai don't cry, we love you

Confession 2 Mai!

I thought I could roll the lyrics with peace of mind, but Pingxi was shocked to find that the lyrics he finally found were in the fucking Chinese version!

Seeing that Emperor Yao was about to sing the first sentence, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and use the Chinese version...

So everyone saw such a weird picture——

Emperor Yao: "Its been along day without you my friend."

2Mai: How long are the days without your company?_?

Emperor Yao: "And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

2 Mai: When I meet you again, I will open my heart and tell everything?_?

Public screen:

Lyrics

Domestic Lyrics Hahahahahahaha

o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Slapping the table and laughing wildly

My mother asked me why I laughed like a fool at the computer!

2Mai: Look back and stare at the long journey we have taken together ╰_╯╬

2 Mai: When I meet you again, I will open my heart and tell everything ヽ('⌒′メ)ノ

2Mai: When we meet again╰(‵□′)╯

Public screen:

The subtitles are broken hahahahahahaha

who will save subtitles hhhhhhh

Distressed 2 Mai~

Distressed 2 Mai~

Just at this moment, Pingxi's computer suddenly sounded the notification tone of yy's private chat, and when he moved the mouse over, it turned out to be Emperor Yao.

Eh? !

Pingxi was taken aback, looked at Mai Xu, then looked at the private chat——Isn't Emperor Yao singing!Can you still send him a private chat?

So he quickly opened it and found that the other party didn't talk to him, but just sent a file.

Pingxi opened it and took a look-oh my god...the lyrics are in English!

At that moment, he looked at the lyrics as if he saw his own mother, and he was so moved that he wanted to cry.

Emperor Yao finally couldn't see it anymore?

Or, Emperor Yao also felt that it was too joyful to have domestic lyrics?Fuck, what a shame!

No matter, get out and talk!

2 wheat: Damnwhoknewalltheplanesweflew～(￣▽￣～)~

2 Mai: Goodthings we've been through~(~￣▽￣)~

2 Mai: ThatI'llbestandingrighthere～(￣▽￣～)~

Public screen:

Fucking sudden change in painting style

The subtitles are full of blood and revived

It's not easy either hahahahahahaha

Finally, when the last note of the song fell, Pingxi felt as tired as after a battle, so he sent a private message to Emperor Yao——

Qixi[NankeのSinger]: Thank you Yao for saving my life T^T

After a while, Emperor Yao replied——

Emperor Yao [Nan Ke の Singer]: You are welcome, Xiao Xi has worked hard, touch your head~

When Pingxi saw this sentence, at first he thought he had read it wrong, and rubbed his eyes vigorously. After confirming that he read it correctly, he was ecstatic in his heart, and immediately became more energetic and radiant.

Qixi [Nan Ke の singer]: Yao Da, I want to roll subtitles for you all my life! !

Emperor Yao [Nan Ke の Singer]: All right.

Qixi[NankeのSinger]:~(≧▽≦)/~

There are still more than 90 seconds left in the Mai Xu time, which is almost enough to sing half a song. After a few clicks of the mouse on Emperor Yao's head, the prelude to "Feng Hua Xue Yue" sounded.

Public screen:

Another round? !

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, why don't you let sister Xi go?

2 Mai: The name of the song "Feng Hua Xue Yue"?_?

The public screen lined up in a neat formation very tacitly:

I am the world!

I am the world!

I am the world!

I am the world!

Watching them swiping the screen, Pingxi couldn't help feeling a little unbalanced——Emma has many rivals in love, all of whom want to be under the sun, and all of whom want to fall in love with Emperor Yao?

He rubbed his hands by mistake—huh, no.

2 wheat:

The wind blows through mountains and rivers (I am the world)

Flowers are scattered and turned into mud, always open and undefeated (I am the world)

The snow is the sunrise melting and the eaves falling white (I am the world)

The moon is close at hand, the end of the world, thousands of years (I am the world)

Public screen:

Ah, ah, ah, take out the 2 wheat forks and ruin them!

Hahahahaha, this is the first time I see a subtitler who fights with the public screen!

Hahahahaha me too!

There are about ten seconds left in Mai Xu, and the progress of the song has also reached the line of "Fantasy, I want to fall in love with the world".

Pingxi suddenly had an idea, and with a little selfishness, he changed the lyrics without authorization. He thought that he had been molested in various ways these days, so today he would dare to molested Nanke's first general attack, and ran away as soon as the molestation was over, eh!Such a happy decision!

2 Mai: Romance, that is, I want to fall in love with Qixi

Public screen:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck public power for private use!crooked!Unity Zero!

Pingxi smiled triumphantly as he watched these swiping screens, feeling that he had finally made it back.

Move the mouse to the little Chacha in the upper right corner, and when he was about to escape, Emperor Yao read slowly, forcefully and clearly through the earphone: "Fantasy, snowy and moon... that is, I want to fall in love with Qixi...."

Chapter 16

The girl who was looking for the recording in Pingxi asked for the recording of this song, and then used audio editing software to specifically intercept the words of Emperor Yao, and set it as a text message notification tone, so that I can hear Emperor Yao’s voice every day .

Cheng Zhe disliked him more than once, saying that his idiot attributes were becoming more and more obvious, but Pingxi didn't take it seriously, and said, "What's wrong with me being Emperor Yao's idiot!"

Once, when Hepingyu was about to eat, the monitor bombarded him with several text messages because he wanted to inform the class of activities, so Pingxi’s cell phone sent out: "Fenghua, Fenghua, Fengfengfengfenghuaxueyue, I just want to talk to Qixi. Pingxi almost died of laughter when he heard the sound of love, "People who don't know think that Emperor Yao is talking about rap."

Ping Yulin gave him a big white eye: "Are you Emperor Yao's black, or Yao Emperor's fan?"

"You don't understand." Ping Xi shook his fingers, "I'm not black, I'm called——love deeply."

Ping Yulin: "..."

In Nankeyimeng's QQ group, a slow voice suddenly uploaded a photo. It was a boy with a baby face sitting blankly at the dining table, pouting his mouth as if he was too hot, and the hot pot on the table was smoldering. heat.

Qing Huan: Damn who is this?so cute!

Slow voice: This is a junior from my school, isn't it cute?

Fu Yin: How do you secretly take pictures of people?

Hong Fu Nu: Boss Sheng, you don't have a crush on him, do you?

Slow voice: Fart, I'm straight!Uncle Hong, don't look down on Renji.The last time we were cooking hot pot at Emperor Yao’s house, he was scalded by fish ball juice. I thought his stupid appearance was funny, so I took a photo of it. I saw this picture when I was sorting out the photos today, so I posted it for everyone to enjoy.

Yun Ge: Ahh, you cook hot pot at Emperor Yao's house, I'm so envious~~

Qing Huan: Hahahahaha The focus of Goddess Yunge is always Emperor Yao!

Yun Ge: Tuyan, don't expose it.

Qiu Jihan: I rely on