[Network] The counterattack is too far away

Chapter 16

what just happened? ?

The senior kissed him?

wrong!

He kissed the senior?

wrong!

He kissed the senior when he was drunk?

WHF!

At this time, Pingxi was at a loss like a child, while Xu Chongyao was calm, holding his head with one hand and holding the wine with the other, looking at him leisurely.

Then, unhurriedly gave Pingxi who was on the verge of collapse a final blow: "You know, it's the first time in my life that I've been kissed by force, and now I'm giving it back to you, are you satisfied?"

With a sound of "cracking", Pingxi felt that a string in his head was broken, and his brain parts were completely scrapped...

I couldn't hold back a word for a long time.

Xu Chongyao showed a regretful expression: "Of course, the most irritating thing I'm referring to is not this one, but... when you successfully provoked me, you really fell asleep with peace of mind."

Pingxi... After hearing this sentence, he died in battle.

Holding the empty can in one hand, Xu Chongyao stood up, patted his head as he passed by Pingxi, then walked slowly to the trash can, shot and made a hit.

The mood is indeed much better - Xu Chongyao thought.

The author has something to say: If I don’t have a computer and use a broken mobile phone to code, I’m really going to cry, humming╭(╯^╰)╮No one will praise me for my dedication?

Chapter 14

The sister paper of the planning team sent Pingxi the songs, lyrics and demos to be sung together the next day.Then gave him a window shake.

Qingqueer: Daxi, the song has been sent to your mailbox, remember to check it~~

Pingxi hurriedly downloaded the file sent by the other party. After reading it carefully, he was shocked by the content of the lyrics. Lifetime, and later the man went to Beijing to rush for the exam, and before leaving, he promised to come back to pick her up when he was on the gold list.From then on, the woman waited day and day at the ferry, but unexpectedly, he was the one who returned home as the son-in-law, with the gentle and charming princess standing beside her.So far, the woman has become obsessed with love and has no whereabouts. Later generations are humane, and often see an old man in his dying years standing at the ferry, watching the thousand sails pass by, and he does not know who he is waiting for.

Xixixixixixixixi: Damn, this is too cruel!

Qingqueer: Yes~~ Because at first I thought that Emperor Yao was singing with Yunge, so I set the characters as a man and a woman, but there is no "he" and "she" in the lyrics, so it is considered to be two A male voice will not be abrupt! ~

Xixixixixixixixi: Ah, is that so... In short, it’s hard work, sister~

Qing Que'er: I won't work hard~ Let me just say it quietly, I think it's more appropriate for you to sing this song, Xida, and the whole song will have a more tragic atmosphere. Think about it, two men who fall in love with each other have to suffer from the eyes of the world Xiaoshou finally waited for his love under the pressure, but in the end, what he waited for was the other party's betrayal... This is so cruel!

Ping Xi was brought into the situation by the girl's words, and imagined the scene of a man in Tsing Yi standing at the ferry every day, feeling sad.

Xixixixixixixixi: What to do, I'm so sad! ! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Qing Que'er: Wucaoxi Da, you are too cute, why did you get into the drama so soon?Aww, I really want to pinch your face! ≧?≦

Ping Xi found out that he was called cute again, as a big man, he couldn't be happier!After saying goodbye to my sister paper, I closed the Koukou interface. I couldn’t help but sit in front of the computer and start thinking about why everyone always uses the words cute, soft, and stupid, while other singers (such as Emperor Yao) can be described by everyone Using words such as Gongyilian, Zonggong adults to describe... I'm really not reconciled!

No!

It can't go on like this!

It's too embarrassing... He must do something special to attack a special man, so that everyone will look at him with admiration, eh!

So when he climbed the wheat to sing at night, he chose the song "Quan Yu Tian Xia".

At the same time, it uses a deeper singing voice than usual to create a magnificent momentum.

"At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the wolf smoke was endless

Chang Shichao, the ruling and the opposition, trapping Ah, concealing the emperor and ordering the princes

Jujiang Dongzhi in Kyushu

Inherited from his father and brother, crowned Lord Wuyue Wandou

The world changes in spring and autumn

Stabilize the southeast of the Central Plains Navy to lock the Yangtze River against Cao Liu

Town Chibi heroic

Seize the thorns, Chu Fushan, drive away gold and iron horses, destroy enemies

Purple hair beard blue eyes

Shooting Tigers and Relying on Yellow Dragon Dan

Reign the world for half a hundred years

Select virtuous ministers and appoint them to be able to overwhelm the Jiangdong clouds and rain

It's hard to look back after a thousand years

Ask about the rise and fall of ancient and modern times, how many people are famous in history

The clouds and smoke between the jokes are old

In the end, Wan Gu sighed that having a child should be like Sun Zhongmou

Strategizing heroes with a few flicks of their sleeves

Conspiracy

Turn into a river of turbid waves flowing east~

......"

When Pingxi sang, she almost cried because she was so handsome, and she thought triumphantly: Humph~ Girls, look, am I particularly aggressive and tired tonight!

After singing a song, he looked at the public screen expectantly, but was instantly dumbfounded.

The public screen is saying:

Forcibly attack

Forcibly attack

How about being yourself? 23333

Miss Xi, please be yourself hahahahahaha

Pingxi was upset: "Why!! I'm just being myself, I can also be very aggressive, don't you guys find out?"

Public screen:

The sound is so soft! !

Aww~ Miss Xi is so cute when she is angry!

I really want to fall down!

Fork it out and ruin it!

Hurry up and fork Qixi out and ruin it for everyone!

Pingxi couldn't believe his eyes: "You feel your conscience and say, I don't want to break this song?"

Public screen:

Ximei is about to cry, everyone, don't bully him~

Let's give Miss Xi some face

Distressed hhhhhhhhhh

Ping Xi almost collapsed in front of the computer: "Can't you all praise me..."

Public screen:

This sentence is so cute!

Smart I recorded it!

Ask for a recording!

etc!Emperor Yao is here!

Aww~ Welcome Emperor Yao!

Pingxi was finally distracted by the words of Emperor Yao, and no longer entangled in the question of whether to attack or not. He glanced at Mai Xu, and Emperor Yao seemed to have just arrived, but he moved all the way and ranked below him.

"It's so lively, what are you talking about?" Xu Chongyao couldn't help asking when he saw that the public screen was swiping hard.

Public screen:

I'm watching Qixi sell stupid hahahahahaha

Looking at a little shou insisting that he is a gong~~

Yao quickly let Yimai see what is the real attack!

Xu Chongyao opened the private chats sent to him by his sisters, and everyone described what happened just now with great interest, and some even directly sent the recording to him.

"Emperor Yao, don't listen to their nonsense." Pingxi felt a little embarrassed, so he explained.

"okay."

Public screen:

Wucao's doting tone!

Capital pet!

At this time, it happened that Pingxi's wheat sequence time was up, so he took advantage of the situation and escaped down the wheat.

It was Emperor Yao's turn to sing, and everyone heard a few mouse clicks from his end, as if he was looking for an accompaniment.

Then after a few seconds, the prelude to "Quan Yu Tian Xia" sounded.

Public screen:

Fuck the wheels are up!

Hahahahahahahaha good round!

Ahhhhhhh, Emperor Yao is doing great!

Nice job!

Emperor Yao can play!

Quickly attack Xiaoqixi!

When Emperor Yao sang the first libretto, Pingxi was shocked to realize—this is called attack...he had to admit...what he just said...simply...shou, yes, no, yes!

Fuck, I want to cry...

The point is that after Emperor Yao finished singing, Fu Yin, Cheng Feng, and Slow Voice all sang "Quan Yu Tian Xia", and they were all better than Pingxi's version of Gong.

Public screen:

Hahahahahahaha Qixi don't cry

Find the shadow area in Xiao Qixi's heart

Distressed subtitles 2333

Everyone sang for a round, and it was Pingxi's turn again. He said with a bitter face: "Seniors, why don't I forcefully attack... Please don't take the turn..."

To show sincerity, I also changed the vest——

Seven Streams

This time he sang "The Wind, Flowers, Snow and Moon", a lighter song, and he didn't deliberately lower his voice, so he just used his original tone. Unexpectedly, his youthful voice unexpectedly suited this song.

"I came to Great Liang, and I learned a new word, but I still don't understand its meaning. I don't know who can explain it. The word is wind, flower, snow, moon.

The wind is a clear song blowing through the high platform without rest

Flowers are Broken Branches Fen Dai Blooming Poems Three Hundred

Snow is accumulating tent decorations, sunny carvings and bows are lazy

The moon is a good night, the light is clear, this night is hard to come back

The world is public and I am mother

Mountain and river bridal chamber sky star candle

In the coming year, make up your bones

Is epilepsy color deep or light?

Romance, that is, I want to fall in love with the world. "

Public screen:

Emperor Yao is the world!

Emperor Yao is the world!

Emperor Yao quickly changed his name to Tianxia!

Ask Emperor Yao to change his name!

At the beginning, Pingxi didn’t understand what everyone meant when they said this, until she sang the chanting—"Fenghuaxueyue, that is, I want to fall in love with the world", she suddenly realized... This, this group of people... ...you are so good at playing!

He forced himself to stabilize his mind, so he was barely affected. Finally, when he was about to finish singing, he glanced at Mai Xu and found that Emperor Yao had changed his vest to Tianxia.

So Pingxi finally... went out of tune gorgeously.

This has also become one of the black histories that he most wants to erase in the future...

Unsurprisingly, this song was also sung by the singer on Mai Xu, and Pingxi was about to cry.

The hardest part was the subtitles. In the end, I simply went on strike and quit, saying that I would go to the toilet to calm down.

It was the first time Pingxi saw Emperor Yao singing without subtitles (usually when Emperor Yao sang, the subtitles were very active, it seems that tonight was really spoiled, even Mai didn’t want to climb.)

Public screen:

What about subtitles?

Is the subtitle king dead?

Pingxi then changed his vest——

Seven Streams [Nan Ke の I come to roll subtitles for Yao]

Public screen:

Show me a face!

Help someone abuse the dog!

This is called Emperor Yao wheeling me thousands of hundred