Vampire Manual

Chapter 18

When Li Shuang woke up, the sun was ready to drink afternoon tea, lazily lying on the sky, like a burnt yellow poached egg.He's not in the habit of covering curtains... well, he doesn't have curtains at all, so he's getting itchy right now.

The phone was vibrating crazily under the pillow. At first Li Shuang didn't feel it, he just wondered why his head was buzzing, but it took him a long time to find out the culprit. After a closer look, Brother Shuang woke up completely.

Seventeen missed calls, plus constant red alerts for low battery.

"You son of a bitch, you still know how to call back? I thought you were honored! What? Overslept? Why don't you die—"

Li Shuang held the phone far away, and Wang Dagang's roar still rang into his ears. Not everyone can do the hands-free effect of howling the inner voice, so Li Shuang still gave birth to a little pride in his embarrassment—look, he is indeed my master .

"You are limited to show up within half an hour, otherwise you will never have to show up in your life!" After giving the ultimatum, Wang Dagang hung up the phone comfortably.

How could Li Shuang dare to be negligent, and immediately used his hands and feet to put clothes on his body, and while putting them on, he felt that the technological development of his motherland was still far behind the world's advanced level. Look at the Saint Seiya, he doesn't need to do it himself every time he changes the holy clothes. It is absolutely intelligent and fully automatic. .

Just like this, he rushed all the way to the entrance, the shoe rack was empty, and two pairs of sneakers were scattered in all directions. It took Li Shuang half a second to decide which pair to wear, I chose the one I like, but he paused when he was about to step out the door, for a few minutes .

He always felt like he was missing something.

People often have the so-called "sixth sense" that cannot be explained by science at a certain non-specific moment. For example, after going out of the house and walking to the entrance of the building, they always feel that they have unlocked the door and then turn back, or a beautiful sunny day. I just feel chest tightness, shortness of breath, eyelids twitching wildly, no matter how I look at it, it seems that something will happen, or I go to work and chat with my colleagues, inexplicably feel that this conversation has been said before, this scene has been seen before, and so on.

The human sixth sense is as likely as sneezing, and the probability of being fulfilled is not much higher than that of the national football team winning the World Cup, but this does not affect people to test it when conditions permit.

Just like Brother Shuang at the moment.

key, here.cell phone, here.wallet, here.Police ID, here.Li Shuang touched his whole body, finally convinced that nothing was left behind.Although his heart was still weird, he still blew his whistle and slammed the messy and empty room together with the anti-theft door tightly.

"Tell me, where did you go crazy?"

"My master, my deputy director Wang, can we give comrades a little trust?"

"For example, let me believe that you slept until one o'clock in the afternoon, and your phone vibrated [-] times, did you wake up?"

"I know that the truth is often the hardest to accept..."

Click!

"Master, Chairman Mao, the old man, said that we should engage in literary struggles and not martial ones. Hey, don't hit me with that. That's a high-strength titanium-germanium alloy thermos... ah!"

——Comrade Wang Dagang has just been promoted to the deputy director, and finally has his own independent office after half his life.

It was a long, long time later that Li Shuang returned to his seat in disgrace, when the sun was ready to clock in and get off work.Well, I didn't do anything for a serious day.Although it was almost the working people's holiday, he really didn't plan to give himself an early holiday.

But how did you oversleep and live like this?Li Shuang was really puzzled.

Wang Dagang is also considered ruthless, and asked him if you slept at home all morning, who can prove it?You said he was innocent, a man put on his own bed, who can prove it!It was Aunt Chen from the neighborhood committee who came to check the temporary population. Her family was exempted from inspection, and Li Shuang was exempted from inspection.Therefore, the consequence of not being able to produce the "proof of presence" is that the May [-]th holiday has not yet been released, and one-third of the disaster is in the first place.

"Vice Wang let you go just like that?" the good-natured little staff came over to gossip.

Li Shuang glanced at the little girl, feeling ashamed: "On May [-]st, the holidays will be confiscated."

Xiao Neiqian looked sympathetic: "It's too dark. In fact, Deputy Wang didn't arrive until after ten o'clock today."

"What?"

"Ah."

"Depend on!"

"By the way, I haven't heard that there is an arrangement for duty on May [-]st. What kind of man are you pretending to be?"

"It's not on duty, it's to pick up people at the airport."

"God, the Ice Prince is coming back!?"

Li Shuang stared wide-eyed at the radiant little internal staff, and wanted to ask the girl piously, but I didn't say anything, how did you learn without a teacher?

Without giving Brother Shuang a chance to ask questions, the little back office has turned into a mobile radio station and went door-to-door to promote.

Li Shuang snorted a little sourly, he didn't do figure skating and some kind of Ice Prince, he was just a part-time forensic doctor, and he still couldn't see the smiling face all year round.Li Shuang felt that the nickname given to the guy by the male compatriots in the institute was more appropriate - Mr. Facial Paralyzed.

The gentleman with facial paralysis has a surname of Bo and a given name of Xiyan.Like his surname, he is like a super strong mint, and he is shrouded in a cold air all the year round, whether it is a criminal or a colleague in the police field.In fact, people are not bad, just weird.Graduated from the Department of Forensic Medicine of a top domestic university. He was able to do a master’s and doctor’s degree, but somehow he gave up the recommended admission after a year of studying abroad in the third year of research, and bypassed the olive branches extended by major institutions in the system to come here. Became a small police officer, but reported at the same time as Li Shuang.

Of course, the treatment of the two after that can be described as very different.

There is no need to go into details about Li Shuang's daily work. Anyway, he is rooted in the grassroots to serve the masses. But he, who travels for three days and returns to China for five days, is borrowed by a letter from the provincial department from time to time. Everyone knows what to do. Anyway, every time Master Bo comes back soon, the system will always report that some major case has been solved, and you will never find Bo Xiyan's name among the recipients. The big red flowers belong to the captain or the director.So it’s easy to understand why Mr. Facial Paralyzed is so sought-after—brothers and sisters of the same system, there’s nothing wrong with helping people, but it’s really rare to not seek fame and fortune after helping.

Li Shuang has been studying Bo Xiyan until he got off work. If it wasn't for Liu, who was in the same group, pushing him, he probably would have passed all the meals.This means that Bo Xiyan has too many things to think about, such as how can a forensic major cross into the police team? Is there someone above him? Is opening up some kind of anti-human experiment, etc., etc.; and then Li Shuang is not very close to this person. To be exact, there is no close comrade in the whole institute or even the whole world. The so-called distance creates beauty , Seeing flowers in the fog is always a lot of fun.

But having said that, he really didn't want to go to pick up the plane.

On May [-]st, it rained heavily.

It's cool to think that God must have felt my sad mood. The rain fell like the Jade Emperor's swimming pool turned over.

There is no airport in a small city, so Li Shuang is currently driving on the highway leading to the provincial capital.The host on the traffic broadcast said that the shower came in a hurry, but it was considered a good thing. Although it temporarily caused inconvenience to the people traveling, it at least purified the air and made a good start for the Golden Week.

Li Shuang looked at the torrential rain outside the windshield, and always felt that the host was thinking too much—this rain was clearly welcoming the gods.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the flight back from the capital landed on time amidst the delays.

The railing at the exit gate was surrounded by compatriots picking up the plane, Li Shuang was too lazy to squeeze in, and he promised that if he held up a big sign saying "Welcome Mr. Mint Home", that guy would hold the scalpel without changing his face when he met. Dissected himself.

After working together for two years, Li Shuang took over the phone three times for Mr. Mint.

The first time was a pregnant woman who had a difficult labor on the plane, and finally gave birth to another umbilical cord around her neck. Li Shuang picked up a "temporary family" as soon as she picked it up, and drove the mother to the hospital without saying a word. Well, thanks to "Doctor Bo" for taking temporary measures.Li Shuang was stunned to think that a forensic doctor could be more effective in delivering babies.

The second time was an old overseas Chinese who was over [-] years old and insisted on returning to his roots. As a result, before the plane landed, he slept forever in the blue sky of the motherland.Speaking of the old man walking away peacefully, this is barely a joy or mourning, but after all, the death certificate has to be issued through the process, so Mr. Bohe who sat next to him and someone who came to pick up the plane were invited to the brotherhood together. The unit is a guest.

The third time... well, speaking from conscience, I don't blame Mr. Bohe for the third time.That time was the one with the largest number of pick-ups, and I dare say that a rising star also took this flight, okay, the huge crowd of fans almost knocked off the roof of the terminal building.Li Shuang was also free, thinking that the opportunity is rare anyway, so let's see what is the difference between the real person and the TV, but after looking at it, he found that there is something very wrong with one of the countless black heads.People and other idols all bring flowers, but he is holding a yogurt glass bottle from some small workshop. People are full of love, and he is full of hatred. Seeing the "boy killer" come out charmingly, and the crazy fans swarm him, the man naturally also Not lagging behind, it should be said that he rushed directly to the forefront.This up-and-coming singer is no better than a big name, and he brought a manager and two assistants by his side, so Brother Shuang stepped forward decisively and subdued him on the ground with a tiger pounce, but that person was also persistent and lay on the ground. On the ground, she still shouted, "I want to disfigure that stinky bitch, I want to make her faceless", I don't know what kind of deep hatred.Then Mr. Bohe came out, seeing the scene without saying a word, An An acted as the driver and sent Officer Li and the "criminal suspect" to the nearest airport police station.Along the way, Li Shuang held the glass bottle like a ticking time bomb. His hands were so stiff that he didn't dare to move it a bit. In the end, the brothers from the district police station carefully identified it as a bottle of makeup remover.I heard that this kind of product was taken away by the interested brothers of the sub-bureau, and it was appraised again, um, DHC.So spread the word ten to ten, and Brother Shuang became famous, and the speed of his popularity was no less than being praised by the whole system.

So, Li Shuang was really unwilling to take this opportunity.

Looking from a distance, passengers have already appeared from the exit one after another. Li Shuang scanned it all over to make sure that there was no sign of Bo Xiyan—that man was tall and slender, with a clothes hanger and a ten thousand year business windbreaker—but he always The effect of being able to wear a white coat - it's really easy to recognize.

"Please pay attention to relatives and friends picking up the plane, please pay attention to relatives and friends who are coming to pick up MUXXXX flight..." The voice of the ground crew suddenly came from the broadcast, not very sweet.

Li Shuang swallowed, a bad premonition chilled down his spine.

"Attention the relatives and friends of Yao XX who came to pick up the MUXXXX flight, please contact the airport staff immediately after hearing the announcement..."

Li Shuang swallowed, and a bad premonition spread from his back to his chest.

"Eyes staring like copper bells shooting lightning-like wit~~ Ears pricked up like antennas to listen to all suspicious sounds~~ You have sharpened your sharp claws..."

"Hey, got off the plane?"

"So I can call you."

"It's not... well, is it?"

"It looks like you know."

"No," Li Shuang looked at the vast runway outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, "it's a premonition."

"Then come here quickly. Someone died on the plane. The initial suspicion is heavy metal poisoning. I am now in the airport office..."

What did he say, what did he say, he is not willing to take this opportunity, is there any reason!

"Bo Xiyan."

"Um?"

"I really envy your Conan-like arrogance."

"how to say?"

"Wherever you go, let people die there."