Chapter 9-09
Chapter 9-09
Yan Yi once thought that in his thousands of years of life, the most painful thing seemed to be the annual Pantao Festival, and other people's ceremonies were a complete disaster to him. In those days, the fourth brother would find him even if he went to Qiongbi and fell to Huangquan, and then tied him with a fairy rope, and then forcibly dragged him to the heaven, just to give the Queen Mother of the West a useless place.
Alas, how much merit is face worth?
It is true that he is a demon, so he can go to the heavens and escape from the earth, and he can do anything. Of course, it is not a problem for mere Yaochi, but who stipulated that he must go to the Peach Fair in person?
As the patriarch, the fourth brother is already enough to represent the whole clan. For many years, he has never figured out why the fourth brother has to tie him up like this every year, every year. The determination of his will is simply insane.
Of course, he doesn't like to go, it's not because he's afraid of heights as rumored by the outside world, it's a joke, with his cultivation base 500 years ago, he is already fully qualified to become an immortal, and a high-ranking demon like him will be afraid of heights ?Heh...he doesn't like to go, it's purely because he hates such glamor and hypocrisy. Instead of wasting time in Yaochi, it's better to close the door of the house and have a good sleep.
He has always been a lazy person, and the fourth brother once held his ears and scolded angrily, "You are so lazy, just sleep to death!"
Alas, why doesn't he want to?Wouldn't it be a good thing if he could really fall asleep and die?It's better than being struck to death by lightning when the monster was too poor during the calamity.
I just didn't expect that 200 years would be so sleepless, and passed away in the blink of an eye. In that half-true dream, he hadn't fully grasped the essence of making beggar chicken, so he was cruelly and regretfully awakened to accept thunder. hack.
Cruel and inhumane, disregarding benevolence and kindness, is this Heavenly Court also going to be corrupted?
"Hey, remember what I told you just now?"
His thoughts drifted a little far away, but the slightly hoarse but sonorous voice in his ears pulled him back in time, Yan Yi sighed full of resentment, and had to face the living, slow torture again.
Zhong Wen was already very busy, but even if he wasn't busy, he would act as if he was very busy, so Lu En walked into the gate of Dream King Records, and saw An Yangdong's voice before even sitting on their sofa. Standing up respectfully, he watched Teacher Zhong's solemn back leave in a hurry.
Yan Yi followed all the way to Menghuang Records, his complexion was already very bad, and finally the car stopped to catch his breath, but he didn't expect that his Fanyou Zhe came out before a stick of incense.
That's right, the pain that Yan Yi thought was nothing to fear as long as he didn't have to go to the sky, but it's only been a short day since he came to the mortal world. equipped with weapons.
Human walking aids, could it be possible that a barrier against demons has been set up long ago?
This is impossible, since when have mortals been so smart?It was undeniable that although the reason was unknown, this equipment really made him extremely uncomfortable.
Lu Enxing talked a lot, and didn't even have time to take a sip of water, but Yan Yi threw him such a blank and indifferent look, which really made him a little annoyed.
"I said, do you still want to play happily together?" Lu Enxing's face stretched slightly.
Yan Yi looked at him with gloomy eyes, his phoenix eyes were raised slightly, the corners of his eyes were actually glistening with water, and there was an inexplicable fragility that seemed vague.
Lu Enxing looked a little foolishly, feeling that his heartbeat missed a beat. When he realized it, he was so nervous that he held his breath. The panic and shock in Taohua's eyes flashed past, and then he glared at Yan Yi viciously. Said, "Don't cry if you don't understand, it's as if I bullied you!"
Fang Fei looked back anxiously to care, saw Yan Yi's pale face, and his occasionally slipping Adam's apple, thought for a moment, and said weakly, "Brother Enxing, he, does he... motion sickness?" ?”
Lu Enxing was taken aback for a moment, suddenly thinking of the poor little nanny last night, his face suddenly became very ugly, staring at the expressionless Hei Changzhi like a poisonous snake.
Yan Yi can't quite understand what "motion sickness" is, but he can roughly guess that maybe his symptoms have precedents in the mortal world. Hmph, ignorant and stupid human beings dare to use equipment that they can't even control. use.
Lu Enxing didn't know that Yan Yi had silently talked about their family back and forth several times in his heart, and after a little pondering, he decided, "Let him spit it out. After spit it out, Liu Fufeng looks weaker. Go on camera."
Devil!
From a long time ago, Fang Fei has always had the feeling that a great god is especially suitable to play a villain, and that he can do without acting skills, acting in his true colors is enough.
He looked at Yan Yi who seemed to be in great pain with infinite sympathy, and he didn't dare to openly disobey the will of the Great God. After thinking for a long time, he silently handed over a paper bag and comforted him palely, "It will feel better if you spit it out."
Yan Yi lowered his eyes and looked indifferently at the paper bag in front of him, then raised his eyelids suddenly, and said with a restrained expression, "Do you think this deity would do such a crude and vulgar thing?"
Lu Enxing twitched the corner of his mouth and sneered, and said coolly, "I don't know who vomited a whole load of me yesterday?"
Yan Yi paused for a moment, then relaxed his body and leaned back, closed his eyes, and said in a graceful manner, "That's because I'm overwhelmed."
"If you are really stuffed to death, why do you want to secretly eat all the things in my refrigerator? Huh? Do you know that I specially save the pineapple bread for last!"
Lu Enxing's eyes were burning with two clusters of jealous rage, and he gouged out Yan Yi hotly.
Yan Yi suddenly opened his eyes, the eyes of the phoenix were filled with arrogance and disdain, and he said disdainfully, "How can the deity eat the food of mortals? Not to mention the vulgar behavior of 'stealing', let alone, even the deity If you really eat it, it is also an honor for you as an ordinary person, just smile secretly, mortal, this is your blessing."
Lu Enxing's expression suddenly became extremely weird. The combination of anger, half-smile, and disdain was so difficult that it directly paralyzed his facial nervous system.
Fang Fei covered his mouth and hid in the co-pilot, almost laughing so hard.
It's too funny, isn't it?Brother Enxing's face, I've never seen such a deflated expression before!This Hei Changzhi shouldn't be acting!Marching into the three-dimensional is a kind of tarnish and waste of his talent, he should be decisively pulled to develop cast and cosplayer!
An Yangdong seemed to be holding the steering wheel very calmly, but in fact, he was already full of worries in his heart.
For some reason, he always felt that if he got involved with this strange man behind him, there would definitely be various unknown troubles in the future. The first thing he had to face was how to support two wonderful flowers under the same roof... …
With a car full of weirdness, An Yangdong finally drove the car to the set alive. Yan Yi also lived up to God's expectations. When he was about to kick the door, he finally vomited. Just as Fang Fei was about to get out of the car, the paper bag was drawn very timely In place, domineeringly rescued Anyang Dong's car.
One can imagine how lively the set must be.
Zhong Wen has a bad temper, and the paparazzi wanted to dig out the gossip of the great god, but they didn't dare to blatantly approach Mr. Zhong to make fun of him. Fortunately, the great god still had a "Mountain and River Picture" set that he had to come to, and everyone was beaten up Brothers and sisters gathered around the set early in the morning, anxiously and excitedly waiting for the great god to arrive.
Yan Yi vomited painstakingly once, and his complexion became even uglier. Physiological tears dyed his long eyelashes black and attractive, his phoenix eyes were delicate and full of water, and his lips that had lost their color showed a slight gap , gasping for breath, the face that was too domineering and proud of the world instantly weakened, and it really looked like a weak willow supporting grace, and a delicate flower shining on the water.
Lu Enxing stared intently, nodded approvingly, gave An Yangdong a thumbs-up triumphantly, and declared silently: Look, believe in God and you will live forever!
An Yangdong glanced at the vomit bag in Fang Fei's hand with disgust, frowned, and asked again, "Yan Yi, do you still remember how to tell the reporter?"
Yan Yi was leaning on the seat to calm the turbulent waves in his stomach. Hearing this, he raised his eyelids listlessly, glanced at the mortals who were about to crush their cars, and said coldly, "I have nothing to say to these mortals."
An Yang Dong stifled, the knife stabbed Lu Enxing straight in the eye.
Lu Enxing blinked his eyes, racked his brains to recall, and suddenly let out a soft sigh, "Ah..."
He remembered, although he tried his best to say it before, it was obvious that Hei Changzhi didn't hear a word.
Time was running out, and there was no time to gossip about so many ins and outs, An Yangdong stared at Yan Yi closely, and said solemnly, "No matter who talks to you for a while, don't open your mouth, but if someone asks you, you and En Xing What is the relationship, you just say you are his younger brother, understand?"
Yan Yi twitched his lips, "This deity's junior is about six thousand years older than this mortal. How dare you say that this deity is his junior? Mortal, don't try to anger this deity, it will not do you good."
Well, it's back and forth again.
An Yangdong raised his eyes to the sky, took a deep breath, and told himself to be calm, no matter how calm he was.
Lu Enxing felt that he had already mastered the secret of dealing with the cold, black and straight, the second grader in the middle school. He looked quietly at Yan Yi, who had cold brows and eyes, and said a word lightly, "Chicken..."
Yan Yi took a deep look at him, then looked away, without changing his face, he said, "Quick battle and quick decision, my time is extremely precious."
Facing Lu Enxing's proud scissors, An Yangdong was still very worried, and pushed open the car door worriedly.
"God! It's God! God, can you please talk about the night tour yesterday! Who is that strange man? I think everyone is very, very curious!"
"Oh my god, who is this beautiful man! Why have you never heard of him? Does anyone know him? Why did he appear with the Great God?"
"Wait, wait...let me take another look...God, isn't he the mysterious man that God took out for a drive last night! Camera lens! Hurry up and take a picture! Close-up close-up is required! Prepare to send a quick report!"
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The rush of reporters almost squeezed Yan Yi out again. Fang Fei's thin body cleared the way for them, but he was obviously unable to do what he wanted. Three or two stronger reporters squeezed him into the On the periphery, I couldn't touch the corner of the robe of the Great God again.
Wearing sunglasses, Lu Enxing faced the camera and the spotlight calmly and gracefully. The arc of his side face was resolute and free and easy. He didn't let go of the hot scene that was already out of control, and didn't even frown.
Yan Yi stood beside him, half a step behind, looking at his usual indifferent appearance, he felt a sense of embarrassment in his heart.
This person can actually endure such noise and disturbance every day, every day?If there were so many people surrounding him in his mansion every day, every day, would he go berserk?Will.
These noisy mortals are holding weapons that make him extremely uncomfortable. This kind of flash is not inferior to the glazed beads in the Dragon King's Palace, but the glazed beads are warmer after all. The unscrupulous dazzling light at the moment can only It will make people upset, and they can't wait to stop.
Annoying noises filled his mind, Yan Yi furrowed his brows impatiently, clenched his hands in his coat pockets tightly, his eyes darkened a little.
"Everyone! Everyone listen to me! Pay attention! Please be quiet first!"
An Yangdong snatched the microphone from some reporter, and uttered a voice to control the commotion at the scene. After a few minutes, the scene finally quieted down.
Lu Enxing stood still like an old monk, not intending to move, but Yan Yi flattened his brows calmly, and loosened his hands in his pockets.
Anyang Dong said calmly, "First of all, I would like to thank everyone for your care and attention to Enxing, but this is not a place to talk. Enxing still has a scene to shoot today, please be safe and calm, we have already started preparing for the press conference. , I will definitely answer everyone’s questions truthfully, so please wait patiently, okay? Enxing is very dedicated, please understand his bad temper that puts work first at all times! Thank you!”
A few words unexpectedly quieted down the restless crowd, and even something that wasn't funny at all would be laughed out loud?
Yan Yi was surprised that a big lie could be uttered like this.
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