superstar god

Chapter 4 04

Lu Enxing rummaged through the little nanny in a posture that would definitely drive Fang Fei crazy, until he tossed the little nanny beyond recognition, and couldn't find a handy weapon, curled his lips irritably.

"Forget it, why don't you just dump the corpse in the wilderness, anyway, no one knows that I did it... Tsk, he committed suicide by bumping into it by himself, why should I be so kind and dig a hole for him! Good thing to do Isn’t it retribution if there are too many? For this painful world, let’s go home, wash and sleep, ha--I’m so tired... the mood of racing is gone, wipe it!"

Constantly strengthening his self-psychological construction, Lu Enxing slammed the car door, but he still failed to activate the babysitter. He just quietly looked at the strange man lying on the ground from the rearview mirror.

"Hey, he must have self-harmed like this because he met someone unkind and was dumped by a scum of society, bah, he dumped a scum of society! Brother, meeting is also considered fate, I will give you a ride and send you to the police Remember, in the next life, reincarnate and then commit suicide to find a place with many people, otherwise the corpses in the barren mountains will be dragged away by jackals and wild beasts without a whole body."

Hey, big god, is it really okay for Nai to forget the bloody fact that Nao bumped into someone like this?

Speeding all the way on the elevated road, Lu Enxing felt extremely heavy, because not long ago he discovered such a major loophole and crisis that his smart and wise self would never make, but it happened without reason.

He threw people to the police station hastily like this, isn't it justified and he can't explain it!Could it be that he said that he picked up a corpse on the road around the mountain, and then imitated Lei Feng and sent the corpse to the police station? !

This Nima is too nonsense!Even ghosts won't believe it, buddy!

"What to do, what to do, what to do!!" The more nervous and chaotic he became, the harder he stepped on the accelerator, and it was almost ten o'clock, and he, a little babysitter, was almost seen whistling and galloping past on the elevated road.

"Slow down, I'm dizzy."

"You're dizzy! I should be dizzy! It hurts like hell!...Drink!"

Lu Enxing subconsciously glanced at the rearview mirror angrily, and immediately froze. He was horrified to realize where the mellow and lazy voice came from just now, and took a big breath of air-conditioning. The six internal organs were frozen together.

"you you you you you!!"

"What are you? You are a rude and rude mortal, how can you point at me casually?"

"Ah-"

After a sharp and harsh brake sound, the babysitter suddenly pulled the front of the car to a stop. Lu Enxing rushed forward, was caught by the seat belt and hit the back of the seat, but was the first to stabilize his figure. Time, turned around, stared at the beautiful peach eyes, and said in surprise, "Huh?? You can't... your brain was smashed, right?"

Brother, at such an age, you haven't graduated from the second year of middle school and still do your own way, so cold and cold, is your dad like you! !

Due to the impact just now, the man had already got up, but he suddenly leaned forward violently, and he barely managed to fly out by lifting his foot against the back of the chair. At this moment, his expression was particularly ugly.

There is a deep light in Mo Ran's eyes, which are vast and boundless, yet strangely possess a kind of magical power that makes people want to sink.

Lu Enxing stared blankly, feeling the extremely strong pressure, but couldn't look away, feeling that the man's tightly pursed lips were about to open, and swallowed nervously.

The man stared at Lu Enxing inscrutably, but suddenly bent down unexpectedly, and vomited all his thoughts into the babysitter.

"vomit--"

Lu Enxing's tense face suddenly became paralyzed, it was too dark to measure.

Desperately suppressing the urge to tear the man into pieces, Lu Enxing drove the babysitter to the nearest car wash with a livid face, and hung up on Fang Fei without taking another look at the half-dead bastard.

Fang Fei was reading the album planning letter sent by Anyang Dong. When he saw the caller ID, his heart trembled. He immediately picked up and said worriedly, "Brother Enxing? Which police station are you at? Don't worry, I will redeem you right away." ! Don't let the reporter take a picture of your face!"

Lu Enxing paused, and the sharp eyes behind the sunglasses glanced at the suspicious and wary shop owner, and said coolly, "XX car wash, 10 minutes, you will die if you are late, and remember to bring more money .”

Fang Fei looked at the call that was hung up ruthlessly, and was inexplicable for three seconds, then quickly grabbed his coat and ran out like flying.

Lu Enxing leaned on the big stone pillar in the parking lot of the car wash, far away from his little nanny full of filthy leftovers, tiptoed anxiously, and occasionally lifted his sleeves to look at his watch.

It took about ten minutes like this, and the rich-looking shop owner was helpless, leaned over and said kindly, "Sir, even if I don't charge you to wash your car first, can you please get your friend out of the car first?" Is it? We really can’t do anything with him on it.”

He has gone to persuade him several times, but the strange person in the car just glanced at him lightly, then ignored him and closed his eyes to rest, as if silently exuding a powerful aura of "I'm tired, kneel down" .

Lu Enxing glanced at the boss lightly, put out the cigarette butt between his fingers on the trash can, and said without changing his face, "He and that car are two in one, he will die when he gets off the car, just ignore him."

The store owner once again stared at Lu Enxing with weird and guarded eyes, and took two steps back cautiously. After confirming that it was safe, he quickly hid in the store and never came out again.

When Fang Fei ran over in a hurry, he saw that the trash can beside Lu Enxing was filled with cigarette butts, and he couldn't help frowning, "Brother Enxing, you still have to record songs tomorrow! Smoke less and you won't die! "

Lu Enxing squinted his eyes, and slowly sprayed a mouthful of cigarettes on Fang Fei's face, and then smiled cheerfully, "A Fei, you are the best."

Fang Fei waved his hands to disperse the smoke in front of him, complained but was too embarrassed to flare up again, looked around, and asked, "Why did Brother Enxing come to the car wash? Didn't this car just get washed?"

Lu Enxing raised his chin and pointed at the babysitter. Fang Fei walked over with a confused face. Before he got close, he could smell the sour smell of ecstasy.

"Brother Enxing, can you spit it out while driving?! How many yards did you go!"

Fang Fei covered his nose and took two steps back on the spot. Lu Enxing stepped forward with his long legs, and leaned over him gracefully and casually, wrapped his arms around his neck, gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "Who said I vomited, huh?"

Fang Fei turned his head to the side, looked at the handsome side face of the great god who was close at hand, swallowed, and whispered, "Who else could it be? Ah, brother Enxing, you can't be..."

Lu Enxing squinted his eyes, looked at Fang Fei meaningfully, and said in a deep voice, "What is it?"

The hoarse voice can confuse people's hearts anytime and anywhere, but Fang Fei, who has been tempered a hundred times, still cast doubt and condemnation unswervingly, "You must have accidentally knocked him into a concussion, that's why you vomited all over the car!" of."

Lu Enxing's arm around Fang Fei's neck suddenly loosened his strength, stared at him in horror, and suddenly took away the cigarette dangling from his mouth, pretending to be calm, "How, how is it possible! What Dragon Ball are you talking about! I Yeah, I, Lu Enxing, will hit someone with my car?! Ah Fei, you are doubting my driving skills, it's serious!"

Fang Fei looked at the crazy Lu Enxing with a complicated expression, and suddenly he really didn't understand Brother Enxing, sometimes he thought he was tall and cool, but sometimes he thought he was simple, easy to understand, outrageous, simple... That is to say, stupid at a glance...

Lu Enxing dared to use his own beauty to judge that it must be because the knife was too weak through the eyes of the sunglasses, which caused Fang Fei to ignore his excuse, but went straight back to the car and got in.

Fortunately, Fang Fei is a good boy, much more reliable than the Great God. The poor person who had been marked by him as being hit by a concussion was finally rescued from the stinking little nanny, and the little nanny also Finally able to catch my breath and get a cleansing and aromatherapy from the inside out.

He probably felt more comfortable after throwing up once, the man was supported by Fang Fei and sat on the chair in a dignified manner, but he didn't intend to continue vomiting, but his face was pale, and his eyebrows became much heavier.

Fang Fei tremblingly handed someone a cup of tea, but the person refused righteously, "What kind of tea set is this? It looks so ugly, how can it be used by the deity?"

Lu Enxing sneered disdainfully with the corner of his mouth curled up.

Holding the plastic cup, Fang Fei retreated back to Lu Enxing's side tremblingly, poked his arm, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, what's the matter with this man? So... so long and black with fluttering sleeves, She's even prettier than your Yan Langqing, such a cosplayer who is so heaven-defying, and yet so dedicated to the show, brother, are you sure you didn't knock these out? Why do I always feel so uneasy in my heart?"

Lu Enxing glared at Fang Fei, who had been staring at that person, coldly, "Better than my Yan Langqing, huh?"

Fang Fei was shocked, and immediately pursed his lips, raised his face, smiled innocently at Lu Enxing, blinked his eyes and said, "How is it possible! Brother Enxing, you must have heard it wrong, who else in this world is better than Enxing?" Brother handsome? Of course not, then of course no one can compare to the role played by Brother Enxing! Oh? Brother Enxing, Sai Gao!"

In order to set off his sincerity, Fang Fei put the plastic cup in his hand on the ground, gave thumbs up with both hands, and slapped horses very handily.

Lu Enxing looked at Fang Fei expressionlessly, then looked away lightly, and stood in front of the man with his long legs.

When the huge shadow came down, the man raised his head in a daze, and saw that the person in front of him exuded an aura of hostility, and his handsome and straight eyebrows could not help but frown slightly.

Hmph, what a mortal who doesn't understand etiquette.

When thinking about it in my heart, I only heard the man say in a contemptuous tone, "Hey, now that you're awake, go home and hide. It's a big deal for the progress of society to be so old. It's extremely shameful, don't come out and spoil children, you know? You are hopeless, but you shouldn't drag a group of innocent children to die with you."

Fang Fei touched Sauron on his key ring, shut his mouth silently, lasagne flowed down the floor in his heart, stared at the tall and straight back with resentment, and silently thought about the other self in Two-dimensional and his The boys shouted:

Brother Enxing, please let me go!

In this completely unknown place, the arrogant and rude mortal in front of him dared to insult him so boldly, besides, he was still confused and couldn't understand the scolding at all, probably he was talking about the more popular abuse in the world today What I said, it's also my fault that I have been in seclusion for many years, and I have lost my understanding and understanding of mortal affairs.

The confusion and displeasure between the man's brows deepened, he raised his head slightly, and unflinchingly responded to Lu Enxing's cold gaze, and said calmly, "Have you been struck by lightning?"

Have you been struck by lightning?

Have you been struck by lightning?

Have you been struck by lightning?

……

After the echo that made the Great God's hair stand on end, there was an extremely short silence.

"……Ha ha??!!"

"Pfft!" Fang Fei covered his mouth tightly, and turned his back quickly, his shoulders trembled and the flowers and branches trembled wildly.

Lu Enxing's eyes were blank for a moment, and he suddenly jumped up and cursed, "You were just struck by lightning! Your whole family was struck by lightning! You must have been struck, struck, struck by lightning! Ah Fei, give me Shut up, if you dare to laugh again, I will fire you!"

The man looked at Lu Enxing, who was baring his teeth and claws, in an inscrutable way. Taking advantage of the moment he turned his head, he keenly caught a small lightning mark on the back of his neck, and his eyes darkened.

It seems that this mortal is really his mortal helper in this catastrophe.

Originally, this time has come to his 500-year catastrophe, so he will be forced to go out and accept the three heavenly thunders from the heavenly court. After passing through this catastrophe, he may be able to fulfill his long-cherished wish for many years, the three heavenly thunderstorms from the heavenly court... Naturally, none of them should be missing, but this time because of scruples about this mortal, the Heavenly Court only lowered one. In this way, if I want to survive the remaining two thunders safely and smoothly, I must rely on the power of this mortal.

Although it is arrogant and rude, and noisy and long-winded, it is still useful after all, so let's keep it for now.

The man thought it through in an instant, raised his hand to cover his mouth, yawned again and again, and lazily said, "I still remember that you bumped into this deity. There is a wrong and a debt, and this deity is tired now. Hurry up!" Escort the deity back to the bedroom."

The corners of Lu Enxing's mouth couldn't help twitching violently, and a large area of ​​deep weakness appeared in his beautiful peach eyes.

When this world makes us so powerless to complain, what are we left with?

No, we have nothing.

Therefore, please cherish every little friend around you who loves to complain and insists on complaining with their lives, because they are very likely to be angels with broken wings in their previous lives.

"Your sister with broken wings! Angel, your brother-in-law!" Lu Enxing grabbed the third-class self who was dangling in front of his eyes, flapping the angel's holy wings, and cursed fiercely.

Fang Fei poked his head and suggested weakly, "Brother Enxing, why don't we call the police?"

The author has something to say:

At the risk of his life, he secretly told his friends that Hei Changzhi was not only motion sick, but also afraid of heights... I don't know how he survived ╮(╯▽╰)╭【Before he was hacked, he still hid in speed!

By the way, it’s White Valentine’s Day today, come, come, dripping girls, come and care about the ben makeup master who cares about single dicks! [Ask Kiss] o(*￣3￣)o