abc-du-gratuit Chapter 147 Able to bend and stretch
Chapter 147 Able to bend and stretch
chapter 147
The scene was extremely awkward.
In the end, it was the emperor who said, "General Meng, don't overthink it. I just like teasing my cousin. I don't like men and won't take you into my harem. Don't worry. But you should be careful with my cousin who has homosexual tendencies..."
The emperor smiled and turned to look at Xu Guo. "A man liking another man, what a disgusting thing! Indeed, only a lowly person like him would have such a disgusting thought. Major General, please don't take offense. Among our royal nobles, only a worthless scoundrel like him would have such a disgusting fetish!"
The lieutenant looked embarrassed, but ultimately said nothing and bowed his head to bear it all.
"You royals are truly noble..."
At that moment, Fu Lian, who had been silent all along, finally couldn't hold back any longer and blurted out, "Living in such a fine palace, you're quite complacent, aren't you afraid that all these thousand-pound pieces of gold will fall down and kill you!"
The emperor was stunned and turned to look at him...
"You're always hiding like a coward in this corner, thinking you're something special. You're nothing but a piece of shit. If you weren't born into a better family, you'd be dead by now!"
Anger flashed in the emperor's eyes. "You..."
"What do you mean, 'what'? Can't you speak properly?"
Fu Lian interrupted him directly, "Damn it, are you mute or what? All you can say is 'you'? Didn't your mother teach you to speak? You're like a stutterer. Did I say something wrong? Don't you even look at yourself...?"
"You're insulting others for liking boys? You think nobody likes you? If you hadn't been born into a better family, you'd probably be a lonely old man by now, and you're even mocking your cousin. Look at your cousin..."
"He's lucky he didn't inherit your family's scumbag looks. He's at least decent-looking. If his mother looked even remotely like you, she probably would have jumped off a building long ago. Looking like that, and yet he's still being so aggressive!"
Before the emperor could even utter a word, he was rendered speechless by the rebuttal. He angrily pointed at Fu Lian, "You...you...you son of a bitch, you're a beast!"
"Ah...you were right..."
Fu Lian immediately laughed, "How did you know? I'm a fucking animal, what can you do about it? You spend all day eating shit in the toilet, spewing filth from your mouth, always looking for trouble, spewing shit at everyone you see..."
"Damn it, can't you even brush your teeth? What the hell is the difference between you and a dog? Even dogs don't really like eating poop, but you're like that every day, running to the toilet to eat poop first thing in the morning. You're just a damn dog!"
"Oh shit?!"
The emperor, enraged, pointed at him and yelled, "You dare insult me?! I'll beat you up!"
He swung his fist and slammed it into the boy's face. Before the boy could even react, pain instantly engulfed his entire body...
The dog emperor instantly reacted as if he'd been bitten by a dog, frantically waving his hands and running around wildly, crying out, "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch...!"
Fu Lian scoffed, touching his face. "Trying to tickle me? I forgot to tell you, I'm not just an animal, my body's made of iron. Does it hurt? Go ahead and die if it hurts. The world will be a better place if a scumbag like you dies!"
The emperor pointed at him angrily, "Kill him, kill him... What the hell are you still standing here for? Kill him right now!"
Meng Youcheng remained unmoved, as did Xu Guo.
After realizing what had happened, the emperor angrily berated Meng Youcheng, "Damn it, didn't you hear my order? I fucking ordered you to kill him!"
"Sorry, I have kidney deficiency..."
The emperor was stunned. "What did you say?"
Fu Lian, standing beside him, asked in confusion, "Why belittle yourself?"
Meng Youcheng glanced at him. "Aren't you the same?"
"What the hell I'm saying is true! I'm a fucking animal! No problem! Your kidneys aren't weak, if they were, I'd have run far away from you long ago!"
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment, then said, "Then I will..."
The emperor roared, "I fucking told you to kill him! What the hell are you talking to him about?! Why the hell are you doing it?! Are you disobeying my orders?!"
Am I a bit of an idiot?
Meng Youcheng calmly looked at the furious emperor and added the previous sentence.
Fu Lian barely hesitated before replying, "You are indeed a bit..."
Meng Youcheng pushed him angrily, "What are you saying?"
The boy immediately laughed, "That's right! I'm such a handsome guy, and you act like you haven't even seen me in the last few days. No matter how I try to seduce you, you won't take the bait? What the hell are you if not an idiot?"
The emperor was furious. He stormed out, yelling, "Guards! Guards! Arrest those two shameless women who're showing off their love to me! Damn it, come quick!"
Xu Guo finally stepped down and looked at Meng Youcheng and the others. "Major General, thank you very much, but isn't this dangerous? Should we...?"
Fu Lian said unhappily, "All the credit this time goes to me, can't you at least thank me?!"
Meng Youcheng waved his hand and replied, "They're just a bunch of incompetent fools. It's nothing serious. Just stay away from them and don't hurt yourself."
Fu Lian became unhappy again, crossing his arms. "You're showing concern for another man in front of me, I'm angry, hmph!"
Meng Youcheng glanced at him helplessly, then laughed and said, "Then stay angry a little longer. The more you get angry, the less angry you'll be. Besides, getting angry too much will give you wrinkles, and then who will still like you!"
Fu Lian: "If it's not 'Big Brother,' what do you mean?"
Just then, a group of warriors, hearing the emperor's shouts, rushed in, wielding sharp blades, and surrounded Meng Youcheng and his two companions...
Seeing Xu Guo still inside, the emperor angrily rushed over, grabbed his hand, and yanked him out, yelling, "You fucking come here! Do you fucking want to die in there?"
Xu Guo had no choice but to refrain from resistance.
Seeing the warriors surrounding Meng Youcheng and his companion, the emperor beamed with delight. "So you're showing off your love, aren't you? You love showing off your love, don't you? Keep it up! And you, Meng Youcheng, you're a damn disgrace to your position as a major general! You and this mutant king, you're in cahoots, you've got your hands on each other!"
"They even slept together in the same bed, huh?!"
Before Meng Youcheng could react, Xu Guo, who was standing next to him, finally couldn't take it anymore and broke free from him. "The Major General isn't as despicable as you think! Don't use your filthy thoughts to imprison the Major General!"
"Oh dear...you disobedient little cousin!"
The emperor grabbed him, angrily saying, "You motherfucker, are you blind? Can't you see me, you son of a bitch? You've been flaunting your love in front of me the whole time, are you blind or what? Oh, right, I remember now..."
"You fucking like your major general, don't you?"
"Damn it, open your eyes and look carefully!"
The emperor slammed his head down. "Damn it, those two sluts got into bed together! Do you want to be a mistress or what? How did the royal family produce such a slut like you?"
Xu Guo prepared to resist...
The emperor held him down firmly. "You fucking try moving again! You think I can't subdue you? If you fucking move again, I'll not only tear them apart with five horses, I'll fucking dig up your mother's grave, you believe me?"
The lieutenant then stopped resisting.
The emperor chuckled as he looked at Meng Youcheng, "You two bastards, keep showing off your love! Weren't you good at flaunting your affection? Come on..."
Fu Lian muttered, "His mouth stinks..."
Meng Youcheng nodded. "A little bit..."
The emperor was instantly enraged, pointing at them and cursing, "Damn it, you're still stubbornly refusing to admit it! Kill them all! Kill them all!"
The warriors, weapons in hand, launched their attack...
Upon seeing this, Xu Guo panicked, crying out, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, no..."
"Get out of here!!!"
The emperor shoved him hard, and Xu Guo lost his balance and fell to the ground. "No...!"
Upon seeing this, the emperor walked over, extending a hand in an annoyed tone. "Damn it, you're supposed to be a martial artist, how come you're so useless? I just gave you a light push, and that's it?"
Xu Guo seized his hand. "Cousin, please let him go... the Major General..."
"Major General, Major General, all you ever talk about is 'Major General'?!"
The emperor, seething with rage, pulled him to his feet. "Are you fucking deaf or what? Didn't you hear your major general's sarcastic remarks to me? Damn it, they must die today!"
"cousin……"
"Damn it, shut the hell up!"
The emperor covered his mouth and pointed to the side, "You fucking don't treat me like your cousin at all! All you think about is your Major General! He's your cousin, not me!"
"Once he's dead, you fucking take good care of his corpse!"
After about ten minutes, the emperor naively believed that Meng Youcheng and his men must have kicked the bucket.
Who would have thought?
All the warriors fell to the ground, unharmed, but rolling around and crying out for their parents...
Meng Youcheng and Fu Lian stood unharmed before them.
When Meng Youcheng arrived before the emperor, the scoundrel emperor was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground...
"Meng... Meng..."
"I've pressed their pressure points, do you want to try it?"
The emperor immediately knelt down, "Father...!"