Monster Kindergarten

Chapter 48 Chapter 48

Berman: "The boys followed the teacher to the woods to collect firewood," he said, holding a dry twig in his hand, "and brought back some more twigs and leaves."

Cen Xi: "Good!"

Xiaoman: "Squeak." It's——

Lushian: "Ow!" I will pick up the most!

Batian: "Hey!" I won't lose!

5 minute later.

Xiaoman: "Zhizhi~" Wow, it's pine nuts——

Batian: "Ho... ho ho." Pine nuts are rich in fat, protein, and carbohydrates... no, I can't let my sister hear it.

Cen Xi: "I am a dynamic superman, a big monster, hurry up and catch it!"

Lushi'an: "Aww!" Catch me if you have the ability!Haha you can't hit me!

Xie Zhongqiu & Sai & Berman & Ymir: "..."

Looking at his son who had completely forgotten his purpose, Lushian's father smiled awkwardly: "Why don't we just let the children play? Let us adults come?"

Ymir disagreed: "Isn't it a parent-child activity? Children just play and have no sense of participation." He joked that he was here for vacation, and he didn't want to take care of the children in another place.

After saying this, Ymir took out a dynamic superman doll from his body: "Did you see it? The one who picks up the most firewood can get this toy!"

"WOW——" the eyes of the little boys all lit up.

Looking at the little boys who were playing just now, they were picking up firewood as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and Ymir smiled triumphantly: "What kind of caring and hard work, as long as there are enough interests, the problem can be completely solved."

"Using things to lure the children into things, you are really tender..." Sai's light words shattered Ymir's complacency.

Ymir raised his chin: "Just be sore, at least it's useful, isn't it?"

Xie Zhongqiu quickly smoothed things over: "Okay, we have to take action." Really, adults are still naive than children.

Ymir: "Us?"

"That's right, you don't think these few children can collect enough firewood, do you? They are here to experience, and we are the main force of labor."

Compared with the noisy boys' group, the atmosphere of the girls' group is much more harmonious.

Cang Xia looked at the child beside her with some worry: "Xiao Li, is it okay if you don't go with the boys?"

Zhou Jiali shook his head: "They, eight, you, two."

Cang Xia was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "No, we also have eight here, but you have one more than them."

Zhou Jiali still shook his head, looked at the girls, and said with a sigh: "I can cook."

When everyone heard the words, they were silent for a while, and then Lu Shi'an's mother burst out laughing: "Hahaha, this little guy, is he disliking us for not being able to cook?"

Xiaoman's mother was so frightened by the werewolf's aura that she froze subconsciously. She almost couldn't hold the kitchen knife steadily in her hand, and almost fell to the ground habitually and pretended to be dead: Ahhh, shouldn't she bring Xiaoman here? Among a group of people, it seems that the meerkat is the weakest, right?

Zhou Jiali silently looked at the pile of shredded potatoes of different thicknesses in front of Lu Shi'an's mother... or maybe potato sticks or even potato cubes, and did not speak.

Cang Xia hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "Haha, Xiao Li can help if he wants to, and we have to act quickly, lest their food is ready and the food here is not cooked yet, haha, haha."

Pan Yu was full of energy, but she couldn't stop crying as she kept cutting: "Woooo..."

Sister Yunbao thought she had cut it, but she sniffed it with the tip of her nose—oh my god, I’m chopping onions!Quickly popularize science: "What about onions, soak them in water and cut them, so that they won't irritate your eyes..." She picked up an onion as a demonstration as she spoke, who knew that her five senses were too sensitive, and she could cut it all in one size fits all. Going down, fresh onion juice burst out, making her eyes "tear-filled".

Pan Yu, who had been waiting for Sister Yunbao to show her power with adoring eyes, continued to cry: [My eyes hurt so much——]

Sister Yunbao, who felt pain in her eyes and face, said, "Sure enough... facts speak louder than words, and true knowledge comes from practice. The ancients never deceived me..."

Ellie teamed up with Zhou Jiali, and she didn't know how the two boys communicated. Even though neither of them spoke, they seemed to have a tacit understanding.

Ellie: Ah, green pepper, I don't want to eat it.

Zhou Jiali: I don't like green peppers either.

Ellie: Pretend to accidentally touch it on the ground, so you don't need to eat it if it gets dirty.

Zhou Jiali: Good idea.

After the two little ones made eye contact, Zhou Jiali and Ai Li sneakily prepared to touch the green pepper to the ground.

"Oh, it's dangerous," Xiyue stretched out her hand, and directly picked up the plate of green peppers on the edge of the table, and put it in the center, "It almost fell off."

Zhou Jiali & Ai Li: "!!"

"Ai Li and Xiao Li, don't you like green peppers?"

The two little ones froze for a moment, then shook their heads frantically: I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

Cang Xia, who knew very well that these two hated green peppers, pretended not to know: "It's fine if you don't like it. I'm looking forward to the green peppers prepared by Ellie and Xiao Li."

Zhou Jiali & Ai Li: "!!"

So Ai Li immediately spit out a thin thread from her mouthparts, covering a green pepper in the blink of an eye, and then there was only a crisp sound, and a big green pepper turned into green pepper paste, and then the little Kou spider turned to the small green pepper. Head, silently looking at Cang Xia with eight small eyes—seeking praise.

Cang Xia, who originally wanted to say that he only needed to cut it in half to make stuffed meat, looked at a pile of pureed green peppers, and just wanted to say a word of praise, when he saw a burst of black smoke coming out of the green green peppers, and then blackened into a puddle at a speed visible to the naked eye. unknown object.

Ah, forgot that spiders are poisonous.

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The cooking team is not all smooth sailing, and the fire-making team is also experiencing minor problems.

I finally picked up enough firewood-in fact, although it is for the guests to experience it, the resort will not let the guests really get embarrassed to pick up the fallen branches, but will prepare in advance Stacked wood, so as long as you find it, it won't take too much time-a few adults and a few children surround the prepared open-air stove on the side of the villa, as if they are facing an enemy.

Berman is the only one who has experience in picnics or even drilling wood to make fire, so he explained while operating with ease: "There are dry sawdust and leaves here, we have to light the sawdust and leaves first, and wait for them After it is burned, add small branches, and finally the larger pieces of wood..." Before Berman finished speaking, Cen Xi was eager to try: "I understand, I understand! Teacher Berman, I want to try it too! "

Lushian: [This one is already burning, let's go and light another stove! 】

Ba Tian: [There are many stoves, I want to order one separately! 】

Xiao Man: [Wait, be careful with fire...]

Say grabbed Lushian with one hand and Batian with the other: "There are three stoves in total that are not enough for each of you to cause disasters. Teacher Berman has lit one, and the remaining two are one for you children and one for us adults. Fair distribution, OK?"

Cen Xi pouted: "It must not be fair..."

Xie Zhongqiu smiled: "I didn't hear what Xiaoxi said?"

"No, no, I said leave it to us and make sure to complete the task!" Cen Xi jumped and ran to the stove on the far side.

Other little boys: Mmmm—no guts.

I complained so much in my heart, but my body was very honest, and all of them were sent to the stove, and I was about to start lighting the fire.

It is instinctive for animals to be afraid of fire, but they are monsters after all, so Batian, who has the most inconvenient claws, is responsible for igniting the lighters. For safety reasons, the lighters that are uniformly equipped in the resort are all USB lighters. The biggest advantage is that you don’t have to worry about explosions. And it can be recycled by charging.You only need to press the switch of the lighter like pressing a light switch to achieve windproof ignition.

As for Xiaoman and Cenxi, who can stand upright, one is responsible for adding sawdust and leaves, the other is responsible for enlarging the wooden blocks, and finally Lushian, who is wagging his tail and preparing to artificially create wind to blow up the fire: "Huh——"

"boom--!"

The Berman family of four picked up the cubs with two in each hand, smelled them carefully, and seemed to be able to smell the faint smell of burning protein in the air...

Xiao Man had already fainted from fright, and the hairs on the rest of his face were slightly curled to varying degrees.

[Look, we succeeded!Great - we are geniuses! 】

[What a big fire!Even better than Mr. Berman's demonstration! 】

【Praise us, praise us! 】

Lushi'an's father, who was the only one who could understand what his son said, had lingering fears: "Very, great, great..." Is it okay for him to beat up the bear boy now?

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After all, it's a wild picnic, so it's impossible to make it as delicate as it is in a family kitchen. Fortunately, everyone has contributed so much, so they have great expectations for the upcoming dinner.

Chestnut flour glutinous chicken, salty, fresh and smooth chestnut roast chicken, tender and tender lemon shrimp with a refreshing and slightly sour taste, and spicy and delicious vegetarian mapo eggplant wrapped in red oil, which is most suitable for rice... Basically, they don’t need to be fine-tuned Dishes with controlled fire were placed on a table.

"Wow—it smells so good, I'm lucky." The sudden unfamiliar voice startled the children who were gearing up and swallowing their saliva for a big meal. Then they saw a man wearing an English LOGOT shirt outside. Wearing a printed short-sleeved shirt, a young man with short silver hair walked over with a smile.

"Fourth brother!" Xiyue was setting the bowl, she was stunned when she saw the person coming, and then ran over happily: "Why are you here?"

"Xiyue, you came to support my brother and brought so many friends, of course I want to be a landlord!" Tu Kangmian said with a smile, "Hello everyone, I am Tu Kangmian, and I am also the person in charge of this small villa. One of the people, I am sorry to rush back because I have to deal with some things in other places, please forgive me for the poor hospitality. If you have any suggestions, please be sure to bring them up.”

Cang Xia finally washed all the children's hands, and quickly came over to express his thanks: "Mr. Tu, I am Cang Xia, the principal of the kindergarten, and the person in charge of this small group. Thank you very much for inviting me." We're here to play."

Tu Kangmian's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out to hold Cang Xia's hand tightly: "...Haha, hello, Mr. Director, you are all Xiyue's friends, just call me by my name! See you today It really lives up to its reputation.”

Cang Xia was taken aback by Tu Kangmian's words: "...Have you heard of me before?" They haven't met before, right?

Tu Kangmian took a look at the younger sister who had gone away to tie the bags for the children. Seeing that other people didn't pay attention, as if she was doing underground work, she moved to Cang Xia's side, stretched out her little finger, and said in a low voice: "Yeah, it's all my own, so don't be polite, haha, don't be afraid, you can just say the president's one? The president has already told me that I must make you satisfied, so you must give me five stars in front of the president when the time comes Praise acridine."

Confused by the opponent's actions for a moment: "President?"

"Oh, don't be embarrassed, I was a die-hard fan of the president at the time, and I supported any wise decisions made by the president! I used to think that the president has never been in love because he really didn't like monsters, Now I see that he has found a human being who is white and tender like a white moon cake [Note 1], and I am sure I can predict things like a god!" Now it is 8012, it is already outdated and outdated for people and demons to fall in love. Now interracial love is fashionable!

After knowing the meaning of the other party's words, Cang Xia finally realized the meaning of the other party's words. Seeing the teasing expression on the other party's face, Cang Xia immediately felt his face become hot: "That, that..." What does "white and tender like a white moon cake" mean? "The same" human beings, Xiyue's family is indeed a moon cake tycoon, and even praise people have to use moon cakes to describe...

Tu Kangmian: "Oh, don't be embarrassed. I said that the president finally has someone he likes. We are all very happy." .Lu Ya's conditions are not bad in any aspect, not only not bad but can be said to be excellent, but he has lived so many years, and he exudes the fragrance of a single dog all the way.You know, generally in their circle, like Lu Ya, those who don't have a date no matter publicly or privately are simply rare.

Xiyue: "Fourth brother, what are you talking about with the director?" Xiyue wrapped the children's eating pockets around her, seeing that her fourth brother was still sticking to Cang Xia's side, she was worried that her fourth brother would be a bit messy The playboy temper of the young man harmed the director, and quickly pulled him away.

Tu Kangmian was completely unaware that he was rejected by his own sister, and obediently followed his sister's movements and walked away. Before leaving, he gave Cang Xia a look: "If you want to know about the president's student days, you must come to me." Oh wrong."

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【Note 1】White moon cake is one of the famous varieties of Beijing-style pastries with Beijing characteristics. The main raw materials are lard, sugar, hawthorn, jujube paste, etc. It has a history of more than 100 years and is widely spread in the area north of the Yangtze River.It has an oblate shape, milky white on the surface, and golden yellow on the bottom. It tastes crispy and sweet, and has the characteristic of sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance.

Lu Ya: ...There are so many characters on stage, but I don't have a role in it. I'm so happy, I want to hug!

Cang Xia: Just hug me, can you take your hands out of my clothes?