Monster Kindergarten

Chapter 46 Chapter 46

In just a short while, the little monster in a floral dress had already run to Cang Xia's side, and hugged Cang Xia's calf directly, as if he had a backer behind him: [Why not!You called me a 'stupid pig'!I saw you early in the morning and greeted you clearly, but you called me a 'stupid pig' as soon as you opened your mouth!You are too much of you!Don't think you can bully me just because you are a werewolf! ], Jiaojiao demonstratively showed her round and blunt little white teeth, 【Wait for my teeth to grow into fangs before I settle accounts with you! 】

Lu Shi'an, who was wearing a black trendy T-shirt, also ran over and hugged Cang Xia's other leg. Before he could catch his breath, he explained: [Nonsense, I'm also saying hello to you! ], Lu Shi'an didn't take the little girl's threat to heart, but if Teacher Xia Xia misunderstood him as a bad kid who swears and cursed, then he would be unhappy: [Obviously you are illiterate, I It's obviously "bonjour", it's you who want to hear it as "stupid pig"! 】

At this moment, Lushian's mother also rushed over, stretched out her fist and crushed her son's head indiscriminately: "I told you to show off everywhere! You should!"

Ymir, who only understood this sentence from the beginning to the end: who am I, where am I, and what are they talking about?

Before Cang Xia asked the reason of the matter, Lu Shi'an's mother explained the cause and effect of the matter very clearly.

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Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, as long as it is not a front-line sales and service industry, basically it will be a holiday.Lushian's father was a werewolf in France, and the company was on holiday during the Mid-Autumn Festival, so he took his wife and children back to France.

Because Lushian has not been able to take shape for the first time, he can't speak human language well.Lushian's parents didn't think there was anything wrong, all the little monsters came here like this.But unexpectedly, when I went back to France this time, when they were meeting with friends, the couple had just greeted their friends, and the little boy in their arms also said "bonjour". , so that they cannot be regarded as auditory hallucinations at all.

Generally speaking, the cubs cannot speak human language before they have transformed themselves, but if the cubs have a tendency to transform, they will gradually show some signs of humanization—but most of them stand up and walk , Speaking of human words, at least Lushian's parents have not heard such a precedent.

But after asking the seniors and doing a detailed inspection, it was found that Lushian's body was completely fine, which was an obvious precursor to transformation.This made the couple very happy. After all, transformation is a hurdle for monsters. Although they feel that human physique is weak, transformation into monsters is the only way to grow and become stronger.

Lushian was still young and didn't know so much, but knowing that his parents were very happy, and knowing that he would become even stronger, his little heart swelled up—although so far, he still only Know the phrase "bonjour".But the other friends don't know how to say it at all!Lu Shi'an, who was eager to be shy, showed off when he was the first fellow he met after arriving in kindergarten.

But she didn't expect that this classmate happened to be Jiaojiao. Jiaojiao didn't understand French, but the pronunciation of "bonjour" was very similar to the Chinese word for "stupid pig".

"Lushian is going to transform?" Cang Xia was also surprised by Lushian's situation. In fact, he also heard clearly the "You Alright", it was also the first time I thought I had heard it wrong.He was also very pleasantly surprised to hear Lushian's mother's affirmation at this moment.

"Although I have never encountered a person who can speak before a transformation, but the speaker's language is also one of the criteria for judging a monster transformation. Now Lushian can speak without a transformation... It should be far away from his transformation. The days are not far away." Lushian's mother looked very happy.

After a pause, Lu Shi'an's mother continued: "So I came later, I also wanted to trouble you, Teacher Xia Xia, maybe within the next half a month, if Lu Shi'an changes form, Xia Xia Teacher Xia, just put these clothes on for him. Although he is wearing clothes now, the size of the prototype and the human form must be different."

"No problem, Lushi'an is very happy to be able to take form." Cang Xia agreed, he was still worried about the annual index assessment of kindergarten students who turned into forms, but he didn't expect that there would be students turning into forms so soon. , which filled him with hope.

"Speaking of which, I have to thank you, Teacher Xia Xia!"

"Hey, me?" Cang Xia listened, and Monk Zhang Er was puzzled.

"Yes, to tell you the truth, Lushian is already 5 years old this year. According to the general situation of monster cubs, if they can't transform before the age of six, it will affect the later development. And because I work with his father often The reason for the transfer is that Lushian has also transferred to several kindergartens, and every time there is a lot of trouble in the kindergarten... We are worried that it is because we often move around that it will affect Lushian's growth. Originally, Xia Mr. Xia, your kindergarten is not within our consideration... Don't mind it, it's not because of other things, but because you know that for the convenience of communicating with untransformed cubs, basically cats look for cats, and dogs look for dogs Yes. The kindergartens we reported to Lushian before were all canines. Lushian has a wild temper. Every now and then I would receive calls from the teachers calling the parents, "Although she is a biological mother, Lu Shi'an's mother has no thought of taking care of her son's face at all, and the disgust in her words is almost overflowing, and Lu Shi'an is not around at all. Concernedly continuing to chase after other students who had finished breakfast and kept "bonjour", "To be honest, after I found out that you are a human being, I was ready to be invited by parents every day. I didn't expect it to be almost a month since I entered school. I haven't been invited once, and Lushian goes home happily every day, you don't know how surprised and relaxed I am!"

Lu Shi'an's mother wanted to hold Cang Xia's hand to express her gratitude, but she patted Cang Xia's shoulder when she saw the little pig demon in Cang Xia's arms: "Let us and my husband What I didn't expect was that after only one month in your kindergarten, Lushian showed signs of transforming, and you are simply a great hero!"

Cang Xia was a little frightened by the other party's enthusiasm, especially when the other party praised him, he felt ashamed: "This, it should be said that the teachers worked together, I didn't help much. of."

"Don't be humble, Mr. Xia Xia. You are the principal of the kindergarten. Even if it is the credit of all the teachers, I can't thank you too much. Oh, I'm running out of time, so I'll stop here today, Lush Please An, he may be more excited today, but you don’t have to worry about anything, you can beat as much as you want, he is tough, so that’s it, I’m going to work first, we’ll talk later if there’s anything else.” Lushi’an After her mother finished speaking, she didn't intend to tell Lu Shi'an any more, and left in a hurry.

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Cang Xia was in charge of the morning class, distributed drawing paper and crayons to each of the children, and said some precautions, and Cang Xia let the little ones start to create freely.

At this time, as a teacher, you can't sit still on the podium, but have to patrol around the children, firstly, to prevent them from accidentally swallowing these small parts of paper and pen, and secondly, if they encounter any problems It can be solved in the first time.

Ymir has never done these things before, and always finds it boring to go around among a group of little beans.But he also found that even though he and Cang Xia were also walking among the children, no matter what the situation was, those little cubs only identified Cang Xia for help.

When the children's attention gradually focused on the painting creation, Cang Xia stopped moving around so as not to affect them, but took Ymir to the side of the podium—this position can not only see the movements of all the children clearly, but also You can minimize your own sense of existence, after all, children's attention is the easiest to be shaken.

"I can't tell, you're pretty good at it?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's just... dealing with children, I just felt like my head was about to explode." Ymir did not hide his shortcomings in this area - he thought he was so old, when did he ever serve children.

"You think it's coping, maybe you just regard taking care of them as a 'job' you can't finish? Why don't you think about it differently, you see that although you look small, you say you are already 26...you really Is there 26?"

"Can it be fake? If calculated according to the age of your flower growers, I will soon be 27." Ymir frowned, wanting to show a bit of mature majesty, but he didn't know that his frowning appearance could only make him It seems more and more childish.

"Well, let's count as you are 26 years old, even if you are 26... At your age, in Rongcheng, you should be married and have children..."

Before Cang Xia could finish speaking, Ymir interrupted hastily: "I won't get married and have children!"

Ymir's voice was really loud, and the little monsters who were concentrating on drawing (painting) and (crows) were startled. Among them, the meerkat Xiaoman, who was relatively timid, even made a "chirp" and directly performed a "touching porcelain" coma.Among them, Cen Xi, Lu Shi'an, and Cloud Leopard Batian, who are relatively aggressive little monsters, looked at Ymir with vigilance—hmph, this newcomer actually yelled at Teacher Xia Xia just now!

Cang Xia didn't expect the other party's reaction to be so big, he was a little puzzled and embarrassed, he quickly comforted the little monsters, especially scratched Xiao Man's chin who was pretending to be unconscious, so that the little guy woke up with a "chirp chirp" laugh.Cang Xia dragged Ymir with a bad expression to the outside of the classroom after the children got into the drawing paper again.

"just……"

"It was my fault just now." Before Cang Xia apologized, Ymir lowered his head.

"It's because I didn't give an example. My original intention was just to make an analogy. If you feel that these children are unfamiliar and difficult to get along with, you can change your mentality. For example, parents look at children, and elders look at juniors. Like the children of your best friends, first get close to them in your heart, and after doing so, you will not feel that they are noisy when you treat children.”

Unexpectedly, after hearing Cang Xia's words, Ymir curled his lips: "None of the juniors in my family can worry... It should be said that our family... oh, I don't think even if I have a child, I won't He's a good dad."

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"Well, although I'm not curious about Ymir's family environment, I always feel that if he has always had this attitude, he may not be suitable to be a kindergarten teacher." Cang Xia couldn't help but said during the video call with Lu Ya at night.

"Actually, to be honest, I don't think it's a good choice for the blood race to be a kindergarten teacher." Lu Ya unceremoniously discredited Ymir's image, "Xia Xia, you may not know that the blood race basically teaches lower grades in the demon world, let alone Said it was a kindergarten cub."

Cang Xia: "Then don't the cubs of their blood clan also teach?"

"The tone is more about teaching than competition, right? The competition within the blood race is very cruel, and their classification is also particularly strict. Only a small group can get good educational resources, and that small group, completely They are all trained by the family. There is no such thing as kindergarten children helping each other to learn and play together. Moreover, they are relatively closed, and only after they go to high school will they go out of the territory of their blood clan to study in external schools .”

After hearing Lu Ya's words, Cang Xia bit her lower lip, with a hesitant look on her face: "No wonder Ymir is either indifferent or impatient when facing the children... Then is it really inappropriate for him to be a kindergarten teacher?" gone?"

"Xia Xia, you don't have to worry about it. Didn't you say that this guy stayed here voluntarily? Since he said it himself, whether it suits him or not and whether he can do it well is his own business. Isn't he Is he already 26? He is already old, don’t worry about him as if he is a child, even though he is young.” Although Xie Zhongqiu and Berman are there, plus his The demon power ring is guarding, but if you can stay away from that blood race, you should stay away as much as possible, "Compared to this, Xia Xia, you should care more about me! Let's not waste precious time discussing other men, we have to do something more Something meaningful!" Lu pressed wink, he just took a shower and he was only wearing a silk nightgown, the belt around his waist was loosely tied, revealing the "content" inside as he approached ——It's not a white chicken, but a beautiful body with strong muscles and abdominal muscles.

Cang Xia watched Lu Baobao transform into Lu Hormones Ya, and felt funny but at the same time had to admit that he was seduced by the beauty in front of him, but he would not be as timid as a little girl, but He squinted his eyes, and his voice became hoarse: "Then, dear boyfriend, what meaningful things do you want to do?"

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Cang Xia: If you get married and have children...

Ymir: I will never marry and have children!

After a long time...

Ymir: Well, it smells so good!