Chapter 103 Interview with Liu Hanhan
Chapter 103 Interview with Liu Hanhan
Welcome to the interview with Liu Hanhan.Today we have invited two pairs of guests, they are: Lin Qingyue and Liu Qingyuan, Han Ran and Bai Ruoling.Next, we will conduct interviews with them.
(turning the manuscript ing)
Liu Hanhan: "Well, the problem is a bit complicated! The four of you cooperate, otherwise the melon-eating audience will throw kitchen knives over. First of all, please introduce yourself, such as your name and gender..."
Lin Liu Baihan: "Is this host mentally retarded?"
Liu Hanhan: "Who gave the manuscript, why didn't you follow the routine! I'm sorry, let's start over again! The director remembered to cut this part out."
"The first question, where did you first meet? How did the other party make you feel at that time?"
Lin Qingyue: "In the alley on a rainy day, she was wearing a bridal attire, and she was very embarrassed."
Liu Qingyuan: "At that time, she saved me from the villains. Although her attitude was extremely cold, I knew that she was a good person."
Han Ran: "The place where we first met? Isn't it Xiao Qingyuan's apartment! Thinking about it now, it's really a crime!"
Bai Ruoling: "It's true that she committed crimes. It's rare for such a meddling supporting actress to be so meddling."
Han Ran: "Do you want to fight!"
Liu Hanhan: "Don't be like this, don't be like this. You two calm down, hey, hey, hey! I'm on the show, don't mess with the dog food, okay! Go back and kiss!"
"Let's continue to ask questions, how did you find out that you fell in love with each other?"
Lin Qingyue (indifferent face): "Unconsciously."
Liu Qingyuan (shy face): Maybe it was the first time we met, so I was attracted by her.
Bai Ruoling: "This supporting actress took my first time, how could I let it go."
Han Ran: "Damn! I knew it was like this, I really provoked a hornet's nest! If I had known this way, I wouldn't have fought with you if I killed you! Isn't it just the first time! How many times have you asked me for it! I What else did you say!"
Bai Ruoling (squinting eyes): "You seem to be enjoying it."
Liu Hanhan: "Two two, this is not a restricted program, please be careful with your words."
Han Bai (in unison): "Cut! It's as if you don't know how to ask some restricted questions."
Liu Hanhan: "Eh... let's move on to the next question, please don't stare at the audience! When did I say I asked restricted questions!"
"Do you love each other?"
(Huh...? There seems to be something wrong.)
Lin Liuhanbai: "This host is definitely retarded!"
Liu Hanhan: "There's something wrong with this manuscript, hey! I'm innocent, okay?"
(Vigorously throwing out the first page of the manuscript)
"I give up the question on this page, let's continue to ask questions! May I ask, under what circumstances did the first kiss with the other party happen?"
Lin Qingyue: "You have to ask her this question."
(Looking at Liu Qingyuan with a pet face)
Liu Qingyuan (bows her head shyly): "During the first filming, the director arranged for a kiss scene. I said in my heart that I couldn't let others take away my first kiss, so I took the initiative to kiss her. Who knows, she...um... "
Lin Qingyue (with a calm face): "Lips touching lips is called a first kiss? So I gave her a little guidance and taught her the correct way of wet kissing. What's the matter? Is there any problem?"
Everyone: No problem, no problem!
(Where is there any problem? His eyes are freezing to death.)
Han Bai: "We both kissed and made love together, and we couldn't remember clearly after drinking too much, so you can skip it."
Liu Hanhan: "It's really hard to be a host these days. Let's continue to ask questions! Huh? For this question, just ask Qingyue and Qingyuan. Needless to say, Hanran is the one who has been suppressed all the time... hey hey! If you have something to say, you can use your hands but not your feet! Security guards! Security guards! Han Ran is kicking people!"
(Enduring the pain in the buttocks and ran up again)
"Let's get down to business, who is the leader of Qingyue and Qingyuan's normal sex?"
Lin Qingyue: "I take the initiative more."
(turning the manuscript ing)
Liu Hanhan: "Wow, the following questions are really simple and rude! I heard that Bai Ruoling had pursued Qing Yuan before, what did Qing Yue think about it? And Qing Yuan, did you feel a little moved at that time?" ?”
Liu Qingyuan (question mark face): "You said that Bai Ruoling has pursued me? Why can't I feel it? But I made a mistake?"
Lin Qingyue: "Hmph. So what if you pursue it? Aren't you with Han Ran?"
(This hmph seems very meaningful! After all, you were the one who sent Bai Ruoling and Han Ran into the big bed room, and you used the excuse that you didn’t have enough money with you!)
Liu Hanhan: "As an insider of this matter, I think I'd better keep my mouth shut, or I will easily lose security. Then, the next question, is there a big demand for sex? Hey! This question is so dirty! "
Liu Qingyuan (covering her face shyly): "I still don't want to answer this question."
(Hey! Why does the answer seem to have been revealed!)
Lin Qingyue: "Thirty is like a wolf, how old do you think I am at my age!"
Han Ran: "Yes! I really agree with death! My body is almost torn apart by that damn Bai Ruoling!"
Bai Ruoling: "Then I'll be gentle next time, at least make sure you don't fall apart."
Liu Hanhan: "I got it, I got it, you all have sex lives, next question!"
"How do you evaluate the other party? Or, what do you like most about the other party?"
Han Ran: "You can change it to what you hate the most about the other party. I've never seen her so strong. I can't even stay at home for a night. Don't be too sexual! If I knew it was such a person, I might as well invest in it at the beginning. Mother Lin's embrace!"
Liu Qingyuan: "Han Ran...Qingyue she...is mine, don't act like this."
Lin Qingyue: "I can do it seven or eight times a night, can you bear it?"
Liu Qingyuan (staring, with teary eyes): "Do you not like me anymore?"
Lin Qingyue: "Why? I only like you."
(with affectionate ing)
Bai Ruoling: "Can the host pause for a moment, I want to educate Han Ran first."
(The [-]-word description is omitted here.)
Liu Hanhan: "The audience, please wear eye masks. After all, this situation is within the expectation of the host, and I have prepared colored eye masks for you in advance. Well, Han Ran and Bai Ruoling are still busy, so let's ask Qing Yue and Qing Yuan to answer the question just now. question..."
Lin Qingyue: "She is very good, as long as I am with her, I feel very satisfied and fulfilled."
Liu Qingyuan: "Qingyue, sometimes she is domineering and strong, but she is more gentle. If it were someone else, I might not like it, but as long as it is her, even if she is not good at anything, I am willing to accompany her." .”
Liu Hanhan: "Today's dog food is a bit full. Han Ran and Bai Ruoling are done with your work, right? Remember to pinch off the director's part, it will affect minors."
"Let's move on to the next question, is there a moment with the other party that is the most impressive and unforgettable?"
Han Ran: "Well, there is really no such thing."
Bai Ruoling: "Yes, I agree."
Lin Qingyue: "Every second is unforgettable, do you want me to write you a profound memoir?"
Liu Qingyuan (nodding).
Liu Hanhan: "It's useless to ask, what's the use of this manuscript!"
(Throw down the manuscript, let me do it myself!)
"The following question, you all said thirty like wolves just now! Then let me ask Qing Yuan and Han Ran, the other party is so hungry, can you bear it? If you can't bear it, have you ever thought about talking to the other party?"
Han Ran: "If I can have a good talk with her, how many times will I need to be raped? Host, are you talking nonsense!"
Liu Qingyuan: "We talked about it before, um... If Qingyue wants to, I'm naturally willing..."
Liu Hanhan: "You are all good! Come and let us continue to ask questions!"
"If the four of you were alone with each other's partner, and the other said to you: I'm lonely, only tonight, let's do it once! What would you do?"
Lin Qingyue: "I want to know whether it's Hanran or Bai Ruoling who is alone with me? If Bai Ruoling, just take him to the night bar. If Hanran, you can solve it yourself."
Han Bai: "..."
Liu Qingyuan: "Well, according to Bai Ruoling, night bars don't seem to be suitable, let's go to night clubs."
Liu Hanhan: "Qingyuan, when did you learn it badly? You even know about nightclubs! My God, I used to be the pure, gentle, beautiful, infatuated and perfect sister Xian'er!"
Lin Qingyue: "Be careful with the words, she can only be mine."
Liu Hanhan: "Why do I feel a little cold? Forget it... let's add a quilt. That... the next question! If the other party suddenly doesn't want to have sex with you, what do you think is the reason?"
Han Ran: "Then she can die, no matter what her reason is!"
Bai Ruoling: "Didn't you always say that you don't want me to touch you! Wouldn't it be nice not to have sex with you?"
Han Ran: "Have I ever said that! Nonsense!"
Bai Ruoling: "Well, I recorded the questions and answers just now. Don't worry, I will satisfy you every day from now on."
Cold dye: "..."
Liu Qingyuan: "Maybe I'm too tired. Besides, * is not the whole of feelings. I believe Qingyue thinks so too."
Lin Qingyue: "Well. In fact, I want to say that this kind of hypothesis is almost impossible to exist. Qingyuan is an irresistible attraction to me."
Liu Hanhan: "I feel like I've eaten dog food for a whole year. Before the end of this interview, do you have anything you want to say to each other?"
Bai Ruoling: "I have nothing to say to Han Ran. After all, although being with her is noisy every day, it is very happy and fulfilling. I hope this kind of life can last until I grow old."
(Is there nothing to say?!)
Han Ran: "Hey, I can't get used to being so serious all of a sudden. In fact, I love to play too much, and she always accommodates me. Although she is always very strong, but more often she is gentle. With her, I have never regretted it."
Liu Qingyuan: "I don't want to spoil..."
(What does this have to do with spoilers? Hey!)
Lin Qingyue: "The little guy from the past has grown up. I hope that I can be her reliance and give her all my support in my whole life. I am willing to grow up with her and work hard with her. Even if I love you We rarely say that love has penetrated into each other's flesh and blood, just a look is enough to express. Qingyuan, um... I don't want to spoil it..."
(Fuck? What the hell is going on with this sudden shift!)
Liu Hanhan: "Okay, okay, let's end this interview. Qingyuan, can you sign me later? By the way, write a sentence about my favorite Liu Hanhan. Oh! Who hit me..."
Everyone: "Smelly shameless!"
(cover face and run)
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