Chapter 42
Chapter 42
Little Bailians suddenly had the feeling that Tang Zichao was the high-ranking black in the prosperous age.
If it wasn't for Li Xiaotian thinking that Tang Zichao was playing tricks and followed the trend to make up for Zhang Wangwang's promotion record, they would not have the confidence to continue arguing with Heizi with that silver screenshot.
The little Bailians can be regarded as elated: Did you see that my brother is very powerful, and he can also accompany Tian Zai to become the king, why do you say that he is a bad character!If you are a top student, you can't play games, okay?We are all good citizens of socialism, not to prevent you from questioning, there must be evidence for everything!
My brother doesn't let them swear or quarrel, they can only convince others with reasoning.
It's cool to have reason!
Heizi: All right, all right.
Which fan group they had quarreled with before was not full of fragrant and dirty words?The more noisy and quarrelsome, the more violent things are, the more fulfilling they are.
As a result, the prosperous world suddenly developed into a large-scale debate scene. The affirmative debaters exuded the brilliance of reason and morality from head to toe.
It became more and more boring.
Are you so interested in chasing stars?
It's like chasing the head teacher!
Li Xiaotian made meritorious deeds by accident, making up for the "mistake" Tang Zichao made inadvertently.
Tang Zichao thought in his heart that Sheng Shi would be able to bring him to the promotion of silver, but he never expected that all the netizens would think otherwise. Only after reading the comments did he realize that he was almost self-defeating.
Fortunately, everyone thought he was joking, so he didn't expose his real game level.
Therefore, Tang Zichao graciously forgave Li Xiaotian's behavior of "competing for favor" for disturbing their couple's world and secretly letting Shengshi take him to play games, and decided to cook him a big meal at night as a reward.
Li Xiaotian was overjoyed by the flattery, and ordered a bunch of dishes he wanted without seeing anyone else.
Tang Zichao's expression collapsed for a second: Forget the lamb scorpion, what the hell is the roast leg of lamb? ? ?
As soon as his face drooped, Li Xiaotian wanted to shiver, and pouted his mouth and said: "Cousin, did you ask me to report my favorite food? I haven't eaten my hometown food for a long time... If you really don't know how to do it, I will change it." ?”
Li Xiaotian already felt that his cousin didn't like him when he was not in Heyezhou.My cousin used to play games with him often, but now he always stares at him whenever he appears in the living room.
It must be because of the cockroaches!He looked at himself as if he wanted to kill himself!
After such a long time, Li Xiaotian still hasn't figured out that his cousin is actually afraid of cockroaches.
Alas!
Tang Zichao snorted coldly: "No need to change."
And dishes he can't cook?impossible!He was the man who once determined to conquer his family's Ashi with delicious food!
Tang Zichao turned around and put on a mask to go to the vegetable market to buy ingredients.
There is an electric oven at home, so at worst, he goes to the yard to bake.
At this time, Sheng Shi was still reading in the study.
I'm going to see Director Xia at the Thousand Flowers Awards Ceremony soon. Sheng Shi is not in a hurry. These days, he is busy studying micro-expressions to improve his acting skills. Tang Zichao is doing all the housework, and he doesn't even have time for Weibo. brush.
Both Lu Ziye and Tang Zichao were confident that he could act in that puppet show, and he was unwilling to let them down.
The main reason is that he is not reconciled to Tang Zichao's hard work for so many days.
He was a bit hungry after finishing a round of books, and when he went downstairs, he saw that only Li Xiaotian was left in the living room, and there was no sound in the kitchen, so he asked him if he saw Tang Zichao.
If Tang Zichao is busy, he will cook first.
Li Xiaotian slobbered and said: "Cousin went to buy vegetables, he said he will make us lamb scorpion and roasted leg of lamb tonight!"
"Huh?" The prosperous age is unknown, and it's not the Chinese New Year. Why did Tang Zichao suddenly make such a grand event?
He doesn't have much pursuit of food, as long as he can fill his stomach, he will not refuse something delicious.
Roast leg of lamb sounds good.
The two of them nestled on the sofa and waited, but Tang Zichao came back.
Li Xiaotian was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, and he couldn't even play the game. He asked Sheng Shi who was reading a book beside him weakly: "Brother, is my sister-in-law lost?"
The prosperous tiger's body shook.
It was the first time he heard someone call Tang Zichao "sister-in-law".
Tang Zichao's fans all call him "Sister-in-Law". Although he doesn't mind, it always feels weird.
Li Xiaotian's "sister-in-law" made him suddenly realize: Tang Zichao is so cute, cuter than a little girl, it's normal for him to be called sister-in-law!
Sheng Shi smiled and stroked Li Xiaotian's hair: "Tang Zichao has been haggling for a long time to buy vegetables, so he will be slower. Why do you call him sister-in-law?"
Li Xiaotian blinked, and said as a matter of course: "Aren't sister-in-laws usually afraid of cockroaches? And you are my brother, so of course he is my sister-in-law!"
Although he didn't dare to call in person.
And the cousin actually bargains when buying vegetables?It's more like a sister-in-law, okay?
Shengshi: Right, right.
What Xiaotian said really makes sense!
Li Xiaotian was really hungry, and asked Sheng Shi if there were any snacks at home, Sheng Shi shook his head and said he didn't know, and asked him to look for it himself.
He doesn't eat snacks very much, some of these things are also kept by Tang Zichao.
Li Xiaotian had no choice but to search for food by himself.
However, Tang Zichao is an actor, and he wants to control his figure, so it is impossible to put too many snacks that are easy to gain weight at home. The last bit of stock is gone after watching a movie last time, and there are only lettuce and juice left in the refrigerator.
Li Xiaotian searched for a long time before he found a bottle of fragrant white translucent paste in a hidden corner of the coffee table. He didn't know if he could eat it.
The bottle was full of foreign languages, Li Xiaotian couldn't understand it, so he showed it to Shengshi.
Shengshi didn't recognize it either.
His English is very good, but the bottle is in Thai, and he doesn't know Thai.
Li Xiaotian shook the bottle, took off the cap and smelled it, pointed to the pointed bottle mouth and said: "It smells like coconut, it tastes a bit like coconut cake, is it coconut jelly?"
Shengshi's intuition is not, the bottle is plastic, a little hard, which suction freezer packaging design is so unfriendly, are you afraid that it will not come out?
He speculated: "It looks a bit like a ketchup bottle, maybe breakfast coconut sauce?"
There is an edible icon, it is right to eat, and it has not expired.
Tang Zichao always buys strange things on Pinxixi, and he is no stranger to it.
I just don’t know if it’s coconut sauce, or if it’s delicious.
Li Xiaotian's eyes are almost red from hunger, no matter if it's coconut paste or not, just taste it and you'll know.
He squeezed the bottle desperately, but couldn't squeeze it out, thinking that he was not strong enough, so he hurriedly called Sheng Shi for help.
Sheng Shi put down the book to help him squeeze.
Tang Zichao hurried home with a special cloth bag for grocery shopping. As soon as he opened the door, he saw——
His family, A Shi, was squeezing Li Xiaotian's precious coconut-flavored body lubricant into Li Xiaotian's mouth.
Tang Zi was so frightened that his soul flew away, he ran over in two or three steps, and snatched the bottle.
Fortunately, the film under the lid was not torn off, so Li Xiaotian probably didn't eat it by mistake.
The highest standard edible specification he bought can be used in the oral cavity, and of course it can be eaten.
Not only is this stuff hard to buy, a small bottle costs thousands of dollars, and Li Xiaotian will die of heartache if he eats it.
Tang Zi blackened three color numbers in the face, ignored the accomplice Sheng Shi, and asked Li Xiaotian sadly: "What do you want to do?"
Li Xiaotian said innocently: "Ah, cousin, you are back, I am too hungry, I want to eat some coconut sauce first."
coconut butter...
Tang Zi twitched at the corner of his mouth: "Do you think this is for food?"
The little virgin Sheng Shi and the little virgin Li Xiaotian, who have no experience in a certain field and know nothing about certain supplies, opened their eyes in confusion.
"what?"
"Isn't it?"
"Brother Sheng clearly said that there are edible icons!"
Tang Zichao: ...
Forget it, huh.
Tang Zichao's ear tips were a little red, and he stuck it to Sheng Shi's ear and explained in a low voice.
After hearing this, Sheng Shi glanced at Tang Zichao in disbelief.
You are such a cutie!
Still hiding this thing under the coffee table!
Sheng Shi was burning all over, he took the thing in Tang Zichao's hand, held it behind his back so that Li Xiaotian could not see it, and stammered: "Then, then cook for Xiaotian quickly, I'll put it in the bedroom first .”
Li Xiaotian was shocked: "Brother? Why didn't you give it to me!"
you've changed!You used to take all the food you had with me, but now you want to put it away? !
Sheng Shi didn't dare to tell him what it was, so he made an excuse with a guilty conscience: "I'm going to eat soon."
But I'm very hungry now.
Li Xiaotian just wanted to fight for even a small bite, when Tang Zichao patted the back of the head: "This thing is not for food."
Li Xiaotian covered his head in a daze: "What is that?"
Tang Zichao said seriously: "Children can't ask."
Li Xiaotian pouted.
He is 20 years old, not a child.
But my sister-in-law said yes.
After all, sister-in-law cooks dinner.
After eating the roast leg of lamb (Tang Zichao bought the finished product), Li Xiaotian still couldn't forget the coconut sauce.
Tang Zichao didn't care about him, he went straight back to his room after clearing the table and washing the dishes with him.
Sheng Shi had already taken a shower, and was leaning against the bedside reading a book in his pajamas, when he heard him come in, two blushes quietly appeared on his cheeks.
He's not stupid.
Tang Zichao hid the lubricant in the living room, which meant that Tang Zichao had prepared for what might happen to them in the living room.
He must have hidden it before Li Xiaotian came to the house.
Does that mean that he actually thought about it before, and Tang Zichao didn't feel that they were moving too fast?
Sheng Shi was embarrassed to look at Tang Zichao, and stared directly at the book in his hand, but he didn't read a single word. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Tang Zichao entering the bathroom, and his heart was in his throat.
But it's strange, after Tang Zichao returned to his room, he didn't act like a baby right away.
How could Tang Zichao have the desire to act like a baby?
Tang Zichao was almost dying of nervousness.
He forgot to take off his clothes when he turned on the shower, and only found out when he was applying body wash.
Tang Zichao didn't dare to turn off the water at all, for fear that as soon as the surroundings quieted down, Sheng Shi would ask him why he hid lubricant everywhere.Trembling undressing under hot water.
hum.
What to do, Ah Shi must have guessed that he was greedy for his body every day.
He must have felt that he was a pervert who was impatient, whose actions were dominated by his lower body, and who wanted to do that kind of thing regardless of the situation.
Ah Shi definitely doesn't like such a perverted qaq.
The hem of Tang Zichao's coat was covered with body wash, and as soon as he lifted the clothes, hot water poured over his head and face, and his eyes were burning hot.
He threw away the t-shirt, groped around for the towel with his eyes closed, but he couldn't find the towel. Instead, he stepped on the non-slip mat and fell to the edge of the bathtub, knocking over the shelves.
Sheng Shi heard the tinkling of bells in the bathroom, and hurriedly threw away the book and went to read it.
Inside, Tang Zi was half naked to the upper body, with his pants still on, squatting in the middle of a pile of bath products, holding his knees in a daze.
Shengshi immediately figured out what was going on inside.
"Why did you fall?" He sighed, turned off the shower, took a towel to dry Tang Zichao's face, helped him up and sat on the edge of the bathtub, picked up his soaked slacks with two fingers, and couldn't help crying: "You never take off your clothes in the shower?"
Tang Zichao didn't dare to talk about the cause and effect, and felt that he was too embarrassing, so he really wanted to do something to ease the embarrassing atmosphere.
So his brain twitched, and he took off his pants in front of his family, Ah Shi.
Prosperity: ...
Tang Zichao: ...
What to do, it seems more like a pervert, is there still time for him to put his pants back on now qaq?
Sheng Shi had never seen Tang Zichao without his pants, coughed dryly, turned his eyes away in embarrassment, and hummed softly, "Well, do you want me to rub your back for you?"
Tang Zichao didn't know what was wrong today, he was a little dazed, he couldn't even take a bath well, as a partner, he should help.
Tang Zichao paused as he raised his trousers.
The development of things was beyond his expectation.
"Can, is it possible?" Tang Zichao asked tremblingly, in the end he felt that it was inappropriate, not enough to express his strong desire to be rubbed on the back by Shengshi.
Then he added a hoarse voice: "Huh?"
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