Mr. Sand Sculpture

Chapter 25 Spare Ribs

On Sunday, Xiao Xie came to my house early.

In addition to luggage, he also brought a dog.

The dog can stand up to my shoulders.

The reason why I know so clearly is because this big fat dog threw me to the ground when I opened the door for Xiao Xie.

There used to be an anonymous vote in the company's forum, the content was "the leader you want to beat the most".My number of votes is far ahead, leaving No.2 by several Chang'an Streets.As a result, I was trembling when I went to work, and I arranged two extra security guards around me to ensure my personal safety.

Never would I have thought that, with all precautions, I, who was always cautious, would be murdered by a dog at home.

Xiao Xie hurriedly pulled me up, apologetic: "Brother, are you alright?"

I patted my clothes, stood up and looked at Xiao Xie, then at the dog wagging its tongue and tail: "When did you get it?"

Xiao Xie patted his thigh and said excitedly: "It's called Wangcai, I adopted it. On the way to your house just now, I stopped by to meet the dog owner and brought him here. The dog owner is doing well, and he is still here. He gave me 500 yuan in alimony."

I found that something seemed wrong: "You adopt, why should the dog owner give you money?"

Xiao Xie: "When the dog was adopted, the dog owner said that he wanted to find a good family with a big business to take care of it. As long as he is willing to adopt it, he can subsidize 500 yuan."

Where in the world is there such a good thing?

There must be something tricky in this!

I asked again: "Did the dog owner tell you about the dog's condition?"

Xiao Xie: "A purebred husky with a pedigree certificate. He is in good health and loves to eat pancakes. It's just that he has a naughty personality."

He thought about it for a while, and added, "Oh, pancakes must have fillings, and they must be meat."

This strange-tasting dog tilted its head and looked at me with a cute face.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Xiao Xie reached out and hugged the dog, and said aggrievedly: "I have always wanted to raise a dog, cousin, I have already collected money from others, so there is no reason to send it back. In this way, in the future, your family's land I'll clean... no, I'll clean up the house, and if Wangcai and I are here for a day, I'll be a free nanny for a day."

Saying that, the dog turned his head and licked him.

Although Xiaoxie and Wangcai only met each other for the first day, they are so close that they are like good brothers who can put a knife in each other's ribs.

But I always feel that the name Wangcai is not very good.

The car I call Wangcai is not Wangcai at all.

Forget it, as long as he likes it.

"Chen Yan!" I turned my head and shouted upstairs, "Don't wipe the floor, come down with your things!"

Chen Yan ran up the stairs holding the mop

Come on, he looked at Xiao Xie, then at the dog in his arms, and stretched out a hand: "Hello, my name is Chen Yan."

Xiao Xie shook hands with him: "I know, make up lessons. I didn't bring a gift this time, so I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."

Chen Yan said generously, "Thank you so much."

I:"???"

I remember I didn't confess my relationship with Chen Yan to this brat?

How did he know?

Brain finally opened up?smart?

What kind of crooked opening is this opening? It would be great if this opening was opened in studies, and I will definitely be admitted to Tsinghua University.

Xiao Xie also plausibly said: "Brother, who in our family doesn't know about your little hobbies? In the first two years, I heard my grandma gossiping, saying that she would invite a great fairy to take a look at you. …”

I quickly covered his mouth!

Little fat man, what little fat man, who is looking for little fat man? !

Don't mention the past again!

The Lord is right in front of your eyes, save me some face, my stinky brother, you are embarrassing me to death!

Xiao Xie took a few steps back, looked at me with ambiguous eyes, and said in a low voice, "Are you afraid that your little darling will be jealous? It's alright, alright, I understand."

Not what do you know?

You know the shit!

Also, who did you learn this line from an idol drama?

After thinking about it for a while, I came up with the answers to the above-mentioned questions - children have too little homework.

I snatched the mop from Chen Yan's hand and stuffed it into Xiao Xie's hand: "Don't be so talkative, just clean the house. After cleaning, let me study hard, and I'll check it when I get off work."

Xiao Xie pouted, and hugged his dog again.He looked like Snow White in a fairy tale who was made things difficult, the dog was the innocent dwarf who protected him, and I was the vicious witch who wanted to kill him.

I was worried that little princess Xie would not listen to Chen Yan, so I reminded him: "Don't be self-willed in my house, there are several cameras installed in the house."

Xiao Xie was surprised: "Brother, are you sick? Install a camera in your home?!"

Me: "Beware of thieves, someone steals something to eat."

Thanks to these cameras, I discovered a funny thing.At twelve o'clock last night, Chen Yan left the room, trotted furtively all the way to the dining room, and ate the leftovers in the refrigerator and my snacks.Instead of sitting on the chair, he had to squat on the ground, his cheeks bulging like a hamster.

With a full belly, I sped up the video twice, and called Chen Yan early in the morning to enjoy his own video of ghosts and animals.

In order to commemorate my dead braised chicken feet and cucumber flavored potato chips, he promised me to help me plow the land for two days.

Chen Yan tugged at the corner of my clothes from behind: "I didn't eat much last night."

Me: "Blame me?"

He whispered softly: "Maomao is better than rice."

Today I opened my eyes to what it means to use the softest tone and say the most obscene words.This gangster made him play so well that he broke new ground.

There is still a minor present in front of him!

Although the child didn't know that I was Mao Mao who was eaten by Chen Yan as a dish, but the level of shame in my heart had already exploded.

Xiao Xie couldn't understand what charades we were playing, he and his good brother Wangcai tilted their heads together, staring at me and Chen Yan with big eyes.

I was even more embarrassed, and hurriedly adjusted my appearance: "I'm going to work."

"Mr. Xu!"

Chen Yan called me from behind, and when I turned to look at him, he smiled heartily yet tenderly, "Come back early."

At this moment, it seemed that Suona's miserable voice sounded in my ears.

It is Xu Batian's funeral song.

In the end, I still couldn't resist his sugar-coated bullets.

Don't be a boss anymore, I want sweet love.

The stupid cousin probably realized that he is a light bulb that emits a strong light: "What, bro, I'm going upstairs first, I'm in a hurry!"

He called Shang Wangcai, one person and one dog rushed towards the stairs, and almost disappeared from my sight in a teleportation way.

The minor was not at the scene, I felt relieved, I didn't care about anything anymore, I went to hug Chen Yan firmly: "Well, I will come back soon."

The last class was like life and death. He is the only one in the world who has the ability to easily arouse my emotions.

He kissed my forehead: "Stew pork ribs tonight, I'll wait for you."

The author has something to say: I don’t know what to write for Christmas, write some candy